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Lego Star Wars: Christmas Special

[all of the time-displaced characters have been dropped into the Tatoonie desert. As everyone gets their bearings, three different versions of Obi-Wan greet each other]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there.
[a legless Darth Maul crawls up]
Darth Maul: Ahem.
[all the heroes and villains face off with each other. Both Old and Young Han Solo dust themselves off]
Greedo: Oonta, goota, Solos?
Old Han Solo: You wanna shoot first?
Han Solo: After you.
[both Solos blast Greedo. All the good guys and bad guys charge at each other and meet head-on in an epic clash]

Rey: [watching Obi-Wan and Anakin] It's Obi-Wan Kenobi training Anakin Skywalker!
[BB-8 beeps]
Rey: No, they didn't see me.
[Obi-Wan and Anakin leap onto the elevator roof with their lightsabers drawn]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there.
Rey: [nervously chuckles] Hi.
[opens a portal and escapes]

Clone Troopers: [after the Podracers zoom by] Podracers, don't see those everyday. Jinx! Oh! Double jinx!

Rey: [Upon them both finding the temple, BB-8 says something] You can say THAT again!
[BB-8 clearly says the exact same thing]

Rey: [observing Yoda and Young Luke] Can you imagine the profound Jedi wisdom they're sharing?
Luke Skywalker: Master Yoda? The blood is really starting to rush to my head.
Yoda: Concentrate, young Skywalker.

[last lines]
Yoda: [narrating] A time of joy. Of friendship. Of family. All of this, Life Day is.
[scene fades back to the book, where Yoda, dressed in a suit and bowler hat, picks it up]
Yoda: And a happy one, I wish you.

Rose Tico: [setting up for the party] Decorations, check. Lights, check. Ice sculpture...
[the lights fall over and break the ice sculpture]
Rose Tico: In progress.

Rey: [realizing what she did wrong] Oh no. Instead of helping Finn, I hurt his feelings.
Yoda: So focused on the books you were, the most important thing you forgot. Knowledge and training a Jedi needs. Yes. But useless these are, without connection.
[Rey sees images of Qui-Gon and Young Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan and Anakin, Yoda and Young Luke, and Older Luke and herself]
Yoda: What do you see?
Rey: Jedi Masters and their students.
Yoda: Students, yes. But also...
Rey: Friends.

Young Obi-Wan Kenobi: [sitting in the conference room] Ugh! Bored. Bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. Who cares about a trade dispute?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Jedi do not seek adventure.
Young Obi-Wan Kenobi: I understand. It's just that it's not very...
Qui-Gon Jinn: Gas!
[poisonous gas begins to seep into the room]
Young Obi-Wan Kenobi: Now this is more like it!
[both ignite their lightsabers]
Qui-Gon Jinn: Focus, Obi-Wan.
Rey: [to BB-8] Hurry, BB-8.
[creates a portal and escapes]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [trying to get Luke's attention; clears throat] Use the Force, Luke.
Luke Skywalker: Huh?
Rey: Listen to your master! Use the Force!
[Luke switches off his targeting computer]
Darth Vader: I have you now.
[one of his wing-men is blasted]
Darth Vader: What?
Han Solo: Yahoo!
[the other TIE fighter crashes into Vader's, knocking him off-course and sending him spinning away]
Han Solo: You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
[Luke fires two proton torpedoes into the Death Star's reactor core, causing it to explode]

Emperor Palpatine: [to Rey] If you won't join me, then I will go back and destroy Skywalker! Both of them. And Kylo Ren! And Vader! I will rule the galaxy forever, by myself like I always should have.

Emperor Palpatine: Soon, the Rebels will arrive and fall into my trap. By the time they discover Death Star 2 is fully operational, it will be too late. They will be destroyed, and I shall rule the galaxy for eternity. I sense you disagree, Lord Vader.
Darth Vader: No. It's just.. Death Star 2 feels kind of derivative.

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