Alive or Dead

Weird start to this movie , phone sex while in a moving car. Our star I guess finds a bus stalled out on the side of the road.......

Then she mysteriously pops 2 tires!!! How odd!!!!!!

Guess it's time to explore that bus!!!!

Okay apparently the bus is being driven by some serial killer who just drives off in the bus with the star and a captive still in the bus.

The star's car sitting there with 2 popped tires didn't really cause him much alarm or cause to care. Well that's stupid ain't it???!!!

-1 Star for the not caring 'killer' when something is obviously 'amiss'......

-1 Star for the prolonged musical bus ride to the 'fort' or whatever the destination is...

+1 star because the star can actually run... the star has good runner's form and doesn't run like someone who has never run in their life.....that's almost original!!!

Okay then the movie really bogs down into some hillbillies and hawties thing......

Filmed in some old California fort... I don't recognize the exact locale....

lol wow...-1 star for the slammed door chopping off hillbilly finger....what the hell? how stupid!!!!

what the heck...near the end the 2nd female is driving and the tires on the truck are obviously not flat.....that were flat just a few seconds before

-1 Star for non flat tires!!!!

Wow I was about to shut it off right as it was ending for the sheer stupidity.... Very close to being one of the worst movies ever that I've actually made it to the end.

2/10

Congrats alive or dead, you are tied for the worst movie i have ever seen, and you are tied with "i know who killed me" with lindsay lohan. I don't even know where to begin, i am so so confused with this movie i have never watched a movie that made me feel this way so many things don't add up, i have seen better acting in a 2nd grade play The start sucked and middle and end was worse, there were so many different story lines going on in this movie its like they took 3 really bad movies and made a super mega meca bad movie i know you don't know who i am but please do me a favor and don't ever ever watch this movie don't let your kids watch it either because it will make them stupid and you don't want that.

To set the scene, its a Sunday night Im Feeling a little hungover and there's nothing on TV so I decided to watch this movie. On reflection I feel my time may have been better spent naming each hair on my chest or perhaps attempting to carve a miniature Statue of liberty from a grain of rice.

Its starts good enough for a B movie, the acting a little pants but thats OK,the setting seems the same as 10 other movies you have seen that week but thats OK too.. I mean as long as there's some sort of story to it how bad can it be? Very Bad!!! Thats how bad! After 60 mins of boredom you are rewarded with nothing more than the dumbest "twists" ever and plot holes so big you begin to wonder what the plot was in the first place. Save yourself and hour and a half, let the girlfriend win and pick the movie this time, earn some brownie points...your missing nothing here.

It's rare these days I don't come and check IMDb before I go ahead and watch a film, unfortunately there wasn't a review of any description here. I figure that for two reasons, either no one has seen it yet, or those who have couldn't be bothered wasting the time to write one to tell everyone how bad this film is.

These modern day slasher films are in abundance at the moment and seemingly each one worse than the last. This one was particularly bad. There was no story line, I was waiting until the 59th min mark before I began writing this and it still hadn;t made any sense. At that point I realised I wasn't going to get that 59 minutes of my life back so why waste more.

The acting is bad, the plot is bad or non existent, hardly any gore until the end and the continuity was appalling (follow the tyre flat/not flat sequences and you'll see what I mean) This is painful to watch, I recommend renting or streaming something like An American werewolf in London which I watch the other night for the first time in about 10 years, that is still a fantastic film, this belongs in the garbage can with Oscar the grouch.

I didn't have a lot of hope for this movie when I saw it was from Filmrise, and I feel I am correct. This movie has characters easy to dislike, doing stupid things, and a plot that makes no sense. Maria is driving down a rather deserted road, when she sees a bus on the side of the road. She stops, but when she starts to drive away, gets two flat tires. It was a trap, and on the bus was a young girl chained by the wrist. And it doesn't get much better from then on either. In fact, much later in the movie along comes a monk-like Howard, who gives a long narration that helps fill in some of the background. But by then, did one really care? And if that wasn't clear enough, still later is more background. By then one hoped the movie would be over. The movie is unpleasant, with some nasty bloody scenes.