Monstrous

Boring!! After the initial opening scene, the 1st "monster sighting" is at the 46:00 mark and that is very brief through bushes. Another movie where a misleading poster makes you think this is a "survive the monster movie". No spoilers, they tried something new but just takes too long to get anywhere.

REVIEW - MONSTROUS

There are many films which touch on this subject and when you actually think about what we as people do to each other compared to what the animal kingdom does to each other you do sometimes question who are the monsters, them or us?

We automatically think of a monster being scary or dangerous wanting to kill or eat our heads but what if?

Interesting concept for a film, comparing Big Foot to humans and asking the question who is the real monster but......

If you do decide to watch this film, simply watch the first 3 minutes and then skip forward an hour, trust me you won't have missed anything important as the main body of the story comes in the last 30 minutes and honesty if you do sit through the first hour you'll be scratching your head about the friendship / relationship between the 2 main female characters which to me personally was just a waste because you honesty just don't care what happens to them by the end.

Shame because this could have been a good film but just isn't, so.....

Rating 4 out of 10

I never understood why Movie Makers think people want to sit through an hour or more worth of boring dialogue. I could watch paint dry and have a better time, than watching this boring snooze fest. This crap os horrible!!!

Probably the worst movie ever made about 2 chicks awkwardly kissing every chance they get. Bumping your head is better than this movie.

Ok so, you can see the reviews are all over the place. This doesn't belong in horror, sorry. This is definitely a lesbian love drama. I have it a 3 for the smidge of nudity. That's it.

What finally put the nail in the coffin for me was when the dumb lead tells this story about her dog, Banjo the beagle, she had growing up and how she went dear hunting all through her youth. She would make bets on who would get the first deer and she would always lose cause Banjo always went with her and would howl and scare the deer away. She closes her story with when she was 16 she finally had first pick in this deer, 200 ft away, yes she specifies the distance, and she sees Banjo getting ready to howl so she shoots Banjo then shoots the deer! Ok first off, that's sick and now I'm ready for this character to die. Second, I don't and have never gone hunting once in my life and I know that this story is complete bs. If you shot your dog first and that deer was only 200 ft away? Sorry but that deer would be long gone before you could even get your rifle aimed back in the same direction it was in. Just such utter garbage. Stupid lies like this just ruin movies, this one was on it's way down in a fiery blaze anyway but this made it explode in the air before it hit the ground.

So unless you're actually looking for a lesbian drama borefest movie, skip this because the squatch is as elusive in this movie as he is in real life.