Amityville Island

This movie was horrible: first of all the cover makes you think it is a shark movie, but a shark appears in a minute on the whole movie, besides the zombies and the demon were very badly made up Avoid!

It shouldn't... Seriously Mark Polonia does movie since 35 years and after all that time he didn't get better, the films are always amateur mess. Not that you won't get some enjoyment from them, but I doubt it is the desired wanted results. So just have fun watching the CGI shark (and no it looks nothing like the one of the poster), the ultra-secret research lab with no security (only two doctors) and wait to see the zombie / failed test subject (or whatever else that was supposed to be) for a good laugh... gave me a five minutes giggles run.

2/10 for the laughs because this sure ain't good horror cinema

Just when you thought you knew how bad a movie could be...

The story (I won't dignify it by calling it a plot) makes no sense. The acting is horrible. The dialog is so bad it made my brain bleed. The CGI is pathetic, especially the shark.

What's the connection to Amityville? There's a guy who shows up randomly and says he's investigating "murders in Amityville".

Poor, non logical story. Plot points change within minutes. Horrible, wooden acting. Worst camera work (barely any camera movement unless the actors move a lot). Editing at it's worst (many scenes just cut short, especially during "action" scenes). No direction. Crappy CGI. The only thing acceptable is the soundtrack, which I'm sure is stock music though so still no extra points for the movie. Just avoid it at all costs. Yes, I rarely write reviews but this one definitely deserved this since it's probably the worst movie ever made.

Don't even bother.

I thought it was actually a joke it is so bad. It is worse than a high school film class submission....not even kidding you.