Dark Web: The Mystery Box

I skimmed through the movie after reading the reviews (well deserved) I literally would give a 0 if I could. All I seen was some girl doing her makeup. Don't waste your time.

The worst movie i ever watched, and i watched a lot. Blatant lies in description, 40 minutes out of 70 is doing makeup. I have no idea how this 'movie' is even anywhere, i watched it on tubi, and i wish they just took this garbage down.

Guy in the beginning says 'im so sorry' and after watching it i understand that it means 'im so sorry you decided to waste 70 minutes of your life on this trash'

Honestly? I'm not even sure this qualifies as a movie. It's just brutal. Has absolutely no redeeming qualities to it.

I know, some of you may be thinking.

Usually when someone says a movie has "no redeeming qualities" it's because this movie has some nasty disgusting, revolting scenes in it?

And those of you that love that sort of stuff goes "I gotta watch it!!"

Yeah, no.

It has none of that stuff. It's one gigantic snooze fest containing just 2 (or maybe 3) silly characters (hard to tell as the movie went on) that you'll find absolutely no spiritual, emotional or physical bound with going through some stupid podcast like "thing" (I don't even know how to describe it).

There's the "good" no redeeming quality movies (I Spit on Your Grave, Braindead, Salo, A Serbian Film, etc.) and then there's the "bad" no redeeming quality movies. This is the latter.

Idk what I watched but it was horrendous! Now I didn't expect something like Insidious or The Purge or something amazing like The Exorcist but something that made sense at least! I actually thought they put the wrong title on the movie! Apparently not! It was just really awful!!

This movie is so bad its not even so bad its good. Its so bad it makes you wonder did these people owe a favor, are there nude photos of these people the director had as blackmail? This was so bad it made rubber seem like the greatest horror movie ever. The acting was bad the make up was worse and the idea that you are going to put something on your face you got from "the dark web" is so dumb its too dumb for a Rob Zombie movie dumb. Oh I know I just got this package from someone I don't know let me put on the face cream they placed in the box lmao.