My Dad Wrote a Porno

This show has changed my life...I think for the better. Rocky Flintstone is the literary master we didn't know we needed, and somewhat regret discovering. I could tell you what the show's about but I wouldn't know where to begin. I could try to describe the genre, but there isn't one. Belinda Blinked is the name of the book that Jamie's dad has written and it's a book that defies description. The first one involves tombolas, trellises and CCTV. The second one covers cardigans, riding thongs and fluorescent semen. Book three is about libraries, the Guardian and more CCTV cameras. Book four explores Uber, room temperature cream, and turkey. Book five mentions NHS bedlinen, Liverpool and portable spanners. And book six is about fish fingers, onions and uno. If that doesn't entice you, I don't know what will! Stop reading and go give it a listen.