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From the poor acting to the punchy storyline, this film has all the hallmarks of a tongue-n-cheek film. I had to go back and confirm it was listed as a comedy. When I read Action, this review needed to be written.

Seriously, this is beyond bad. Our "US Army Rangers" (in Africa in the Past!... Really?) start off in quite a predicament being pinned down by a Ukrainian warlord and his band of 'international terrorists'. When he calls for air support, we first see what appear to be Bulgarian MiG-29s taking off. Switch to a cockpit view, and the flyboys are wearing Apache Gunship (read helicopter) type helmets and sights. Switch back to the aircraft bearing down on the bad guys and instead of the MiGs, there's a pair of Sukhoi Frogfoots.

Jesus, could it get worse? Unfortunately, yes.

Those who have attempted to suggest that this is some sort of spoof must have a very high standard to look up to if they think this dreck was deliberately made to look like utter crap.

I would suggest it's merely some demented idiot's idea of an 'action movie'

Worst movie I've ever seen. Under par in every aspect

Bad guy: "We have them surrounded" Soldier: "Sir, we are completely surrounded" Cutter narrating: "We were completely surrounded"

And using the same scene where someone is shooting, not twice, but six times in 30 seconds.

That is the kind of quality you can expect in the first few minutes of this movie alone.

Add a bunch of old stock footage of war scenes and fighter jets and you have a good view of the movie.

I was looking at it, asking myself if this was meant to be serious. Seems I am not alone in this. Would be great if this is some student project or something close to Hot Shots. I cant imagine it being anything else than an action comedy.

Want a good laugh, give it a try.

Well, I made it to the 20 minute mark, I just couldn't watch anymore. Terrible uniforms, worse dialog, just couldn't watch anymore. I just had to give up on it during the scuba swim, all the chatter with standard regulators.