- SpongeBob SquarePants: If you don't stop this, it won't matter either way. There won't be anything left to save!
- Squidward Q. Tentacles: Deep thought, SpongeBob, but Bikini Bottom...
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'M NOT FINISHED!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: On three? or after three?
- Patrick Star: I don't get the question.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Like "One, two, three" or "One, two, three, uh"
- Sandy Cheeks: One, two, three, uh! Right?
- [SpongeBob sees Bikini Bottom in uproar]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you doing?
- Squidward Q. Tentacles: Is that a rhetorical question?
- The Mayor: Yes, enthusiastic pink fellow?
- Patrick Star: If we all close our eyes, maybe nothing will happen.
- Squidward Q. Tentacles: Is that something we should worry about?
- [pause]
- Bikini Bottomites: Nahhh!
- Perch Perkins: Today's top story: That is something we should worry about!
- Eugene Krabs: I knew this was one of your schemes! You lousy...
- [Dolphin noise]
- Eugene Krabs: !
- Sheldon Plankton: How dare you call me a...
- [Dolphin noise]
- Sheldon Plankton: ?
- [the ground shakes]
- Sandy Cheeks: What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know... but I liked it!