Student Body

I was super excited to see this. And super disappointed. The plot is paper thin, none of the actors give believable performances, there is ultimately no point to any of it and there is no actual horror anywhere to be found. Points for some decent looking scenes and that's it.

All student and no body. We are talking zero substance. An unfortunate Harley Quinn Smith to plot ratio. Had writer-director Lee Ann Kurr done her homework on a genre she clearly knows little about and underestimates, this Gen Z slasher, which is curiously devoid of sharp objects, might not be missing the most important element of a horror flick... horror.

Grade: D-

The acting is pretty bad...impressively bad honestly. The blonde girl in this movie is one of the worst actresses I have ever seen in my life while everyone else's' acting ranges from okay to bad. There are no likable characters throughout movie. While you cant tell who you are supposed to like its kinda hard to like anyone because they plot is bland and no one is fleshed out. The dialogue sounds like a 50 year old was trying to sound hip and failed. Its a really really boring movie. Its kinda funny how bad it is so that keeps you entertained I guess. Nothing new or interesting but a mindless watch which a lot of us need sometimes.

2 out of 10 stars because its just awful. Didnt give it 1 because its not a high school student film. Honestly, boring and bad. Half the movie building characters you never care about. Acting is horrible. No real suspense. Save the time wasted and attempt a hail mary at another low budget film. Horrible attempt at a slasher film.

Soccer is the most boring sport in the world... and yet the most action packed part of this movie is a small clip of one of the teens team losing a game of soccer.

Just another mediocre, gore less, teen "horror" filled with dumb, unlikable characters making dumb decisions to make the dumb plot get to its dumb predictable conclusion.

The mascots mask was ok as far as slasher masks go..

just "meh". But dumb as well... dumbmeh.. dont know this movie lowered my IQ.