Student Body
- 2022
- 1h 29min
VALUTAZIONE IMDb
4,3/10
2608
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La studentessa delle superiori Jane Shipley cerca di ricucire la sua relazione in frantumi con la migliore amica d'infanzia Merritt e di adattarsi allo stesso tempo ai suoi coetanei ribelli.La studentessa delle superiori Jane Shipley cerca di ricucire la sua relazione in frantumi con la migliore amica d'infanzia Merritt e di adattarsi allo stesso tempo ai suoi coetanei ribelli.La studentessa delle superiori Jane Shipley cerca di ricucire la sua relazione in frantumi con la migliore amica d'infanzia Merritt e di adattarsi allo stesso tempo ai suoi coetanei ribelli.
Suehyla El-Attar Young
- Ms. Rakowski
- (as Suehyla El-Attar)
Marcel Sobczak
- Allendale student
- (non citato nei titoli originali)
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The acting is pretty bad...impressively bad honestly. The blonde girl in this movie is one of the worst actresses I have ever seen in my life while everyone else's' acting ranges from okay to bad. There are no likable characters throughout movie. While you cant tell who you are supposed to like its kinda hard to like anyone because they plot is bland and no one is fleshed out. The dialogue sounds like a 50 year old was trying to sound hip and failed. Its a really really boring movie. Its kinda funny how bad it is so that keeps you entertained I guess. Nothing new or interesting but a mindless watch which a lot of us need sometimes.
"Student Body" is a plotting bore, that fails to be an entertaining slasher, or a gory horror film and almost made me turn it off.
Starting off with the very little good I have, the lead actress does a commendable job for the little material she is given. There are some decent shots with some cool lighting colors. And that's about it.
Now moving on to the very bad. This movie is such a boring slasher that it's almost impressive. This movies only 89 minutes yet it feels like it's 2 hours. The pacing is so slow. It takes nearly 50 minutes for the movie to finally start to be a slasher. And when it is a slasher it's still a slow, and bloodless bore. The movie also has a very cheap feel to it, as almost every death is offscreen. The characters in this movie are some of the worst horror characters I've seen in a while. Not only are their performances bland, but they make some stupid decisions. The movie falls a lot in horror cliches. A character literally falls over nothing and somehow hurts her foot. The movies plot is all over the place. It hardly has a plot. The movie has no tension at all and is basically just people walking around an empty school and talking. That's it. And finally the "twist" of the movie was painfully obvious. This is supposed to be a who-dunnit kind of slasher, and it's completely obvious.
Overall "Student Body" is a boring slasher that has awful characters, cliches, no plot, no scares, or tension, and features one of the most lazy twists I've ever seen.
Starting off with the very little good I have, the lead actress does a commendable job for the little material she is given. There are some decent shots with some cool lighting colors. And that's about it.
Now moving on to the very bad. This movie is such a boring slasher that it's almost impressive. This movies only 89 minutes yet it feels like it's 2 hours. The pacing is so slow. It takes nearly 50 minutes for the movie to finally start to be a slasher. And when it is a slasher it's still a slow, and bloodless bore. The movie also has a very cheap feel to it, as almost every death is offscreen. The characters in this movie are some of the worst horror characters I've seen in a while. Not only are their performances bland, but they make some stupid decisions. The movie falls a lot in horror cliches. A character literally falls over nothing and somehow hurts her foot. The movies plot is all over the place. It hardly has a plot. The movie has no tension at all and is basically just people walking around an empty school and talking. That's it. And finally the "twist" of the movie was painfully obvious. This is supposed to be a who-dunnit kind of slasher, and it's completely obvious.
Overall "Student Body" is a boring slasher that has awful characters, cliches, no plot, no scares, or tension, and features one of the most lazy twists I've ever seen.
Short And Simple...Student Body Is a Movie That You Can Watch Once, If You Decide To Take a Gander At It Again...Well You're On Your Own And It's Not as Bad as The Reviews Say It Is, Not To Me Anyway, Like I Said "Not That Good But Also Not That Bad...I Believe I Have Seen a WHOLE Lot Worse, I Know I Have!
I'm convinced anything HQS is in will be horrible. How is she getting jobs???? I've seen hookers act better.
It's a shame because there are a lot of GOOD actresses getting turned down for roles because they don't have an "in".
It's a shame because there are a lot of GOOD actresses getting turned down for roles because they don't have an "in".
I was super excited to see this. And super disappointed. The plot is paper thin, none of the actors give believable performances, there is ultimately no point to any of it and there is no actual horror anywhere to be found. Points for some decent looking scenes and that's it.
Lo sapevi?
- BlooperNadia is in a soccer/football team and even scores a goal!. But when you look at here playing football she can barely run and control the ball like it's her first time playing soccer/football.
- Citazioni
[last lines]
Mr. Aunspach: [having been stabbed in the left eye with a pencil] You Still Haven't Learned Your Lesson
[she hits with a sledgehammer]
Mr. Aunspach: ... Jane
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