Born Into Mafia

One of those rare terrible movies that deserves to be seen. View with a group and enjoy the spectacle. This will be a cult classic.

Dude... what is going on in the trailer... I'm making this review in class (what else am I supposed to do, work?) so I couldn't really listen to the audio, but I listened to a bit of it and when I heard "shooting star productions", I thought it was gonna say "shooting noises" and I nearly lost it. Nothing else to say.

The little poster image looks AWFUL. I could make better in SCRATCH. THE CODING GAME SCRATCH. Look at those lines oml awful. Put a shirt on, nobody's trying to see that. "Best Crime Film" You told chatGPT to say that, don't lie.

Everything is awful and sad. Learn how to do your job.

They shot the movie on VHS so it will look more authentic. There is no internationally acclaimed director. There is no plot, no story, just a gibberish talk and shooting. I was asking myself why I am watching this....

The cinematography, acting, story, dialogue and characters are perfect. This is cinema.

I will excuse this film for being short of total crap, because obviously there was some sort of effort made in this...I can only assume that the money put into this was saved from hard work to make this dreck.

However, the editing is pathetic, sound is dreadful, camera work is far from good, performances are horrible, lighting and camera drastic, script is nasty.

So why do I call this still salvageable? Because with a production of this sort with the right budget, crew and cast - this could be redone with nice exotic locations and craft production and all the right quality production values that this would be somewhat of a good story.

If you can sit through this, you are strong.