Slashlorette Party

Not a bad movie considering the budget. You can tell it's low budget but it's an entertaining one for the most part. I watched it all the way through. Acting is hit or miss but not really distracting.

I enjoy the "80s horror love letter" style. I have liked some of the actors in other films. I could not get into this one. Most of the characters are completely unlikeable from the start, and some even get worse from there. After the first kill took out the two normal seeming characters and the prettiest girl who am I supposed to be rooting for to survive here when they all seem so bad? And what even was that last scene? The viewer is left to fill in a lot of gaps that could have been filled by a good script and solid storytelling.

But certainly not the best. Brie is having second thought about marrying her horrible fiancé, Dolph; her therapist (Ginger Lynn!) helps her work through things. Brie, Dolph, and their friends head to a cabin at Lake Tahoe for a coed bachelor/bachelorette party - and things quickly go downhill for the attendees.

Slashlorette Party does have a few things going for it. Scantily clad women and naked strippers are at the party, so there's plenty of T&A for the fellas. Female viewers don't have as much eye candy, but the replacement male stripper amused me. There's also a decent amount of blood on display, and one of the naked strippers falls victim to a somewhat inventive twist on a typical machete kill. It's also only 79 minutes long, and I really appreciate the brevity.

Of course, there are many weaknesses too. The acting is weak and the story isn't great at all. Dolph is absolutely horrible, but no characters are all that likeable, so it's a tough sell to care about them. Some of the gore effects look a little cheesy, but at least there were on-camera kills instead of cutaways.

Is Slashlorette Party a good movie? No.

Are its limited strengths enough to recommend it? Not really.

Is it an adequate time killer if you're in the mood for a slasher flick and not in the mood to care about quality? Sure.

Bride to be Brie and her sexy friends go to a log cabin in the woods (as you would for a slasher movie) for her bachelorette (or as we say in England, hen) party. Unfortunately they are joined by her vile and pathetic fiance Dolph and his dumb buddies, the party is cut short by a very obvious local nut slashing and dicing the revellers. We have to endure a long 36 minutes of bad acting before the first kill though the girls are easy on the eye. The kills are plentiful and gory but the effects are very cheap looking (as is everything else here). Several hours after the first three deaths nobody notices the victims' absence at an evening party! On the sex front we do get some girl on girl action in the shower with some surgically enhanced full frontal nudity. Dolph is an incredibly obnoxious man, if that was actor Andrew Brown's intention then he did a good job. I forgot how the film ended so I had to watch the end again the next day, I shouldn't have bothered, it's pathetic. I love slasher movies, even bad ones, but this was simply awful. Best line of the movie, "He's dressed like Jason Myers"

The murders were bad, the acting was bad, the amount of arms being cut off was bad 😂 Honestly I watched it to the end and even at the end I wondered what the hell just happened. It's up there in the low budget worst movies I've ever watched list that's for sure, sorry indie movie lovers.