The Shipment

Been a long time since I've seen a movie this bad.. I mean on every level.. The concept was ok, but downhill from there.. The writing was so full of plot holes, weak dialogue, unrealistic scenarios, poor speech patterns and ridiculous babble that it would make a junior high kid seem brilliant.. The production values were so cheap I'm surprised they didn't save money by using a cardboard moon.. It looked like a kids backyard set.. The sub interior was ok, but that was about it.. Everything else looked cheap, fake or taken from outside usage.. The acting- I know it was difficult with such a crummy script and Majors, Sizemore and Lasardo probably just needed the extra cash, but really really weak by nearly everyone.. The blond wife was the most believable of the bunch and she had very few lines.. Basically an incoherent mess and the producers would probably be ashamed if this weren't an obvious money laundering deal.. I dislike being so negative, but it's only fair considering the effort they went to here, which wasn't much at all.. 🙄

I really had a good laugh at this, but it isn't a comedy. It is just hilarious in parts at the script or other things.

The acting isn't the worst I've seen although not great, but the script and bad camera shots that make it worse.

I laughed out loud in parts and I wasn't alone.

I refuse to believe this cost 2.5 million to make..

I only know of this movies existence because I know someone involved in it. I expected it to be low budget, but not a chore to sit thru. The script was obviously changed early in production, because the first plot line starts and ends within 25 minutes, but was set up to be the main plot. The actors were as good as expected for a low budget movie, but I believe with a better director they would have done slightly better

If this was a genuine attempt at a movie I'm sorry but try harder and work a budget better. Sorry for being harsh good luck.

Do not waste your time. Just unrealistic and nothing about it is good. It's quite possibly.the worst movie I have ever seen.

Grate action, writing, directing and acting. Especially with the budget. Jen Barbeito's acting stood out. Impressive. Definitely worth a watch