Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale

Wow is this awful. Appalling visuals, bad voice overs, and an awful message to kids that is poorly executed.

It involves Walt the pig, who is invited to be an actor in Viperwood. Along the way, he must learn many lessons, like: Don't turn on the TV, or else it will try to kill you. Or: Don't lie about aliens taking your mothers pie.

There are many WTF moments. Like when Walt turns on the TV, and then all the sudden, it comes to life and attempts to eat him! Where did this come from, and what since does it make? None. And apparently, Viperwood is supposed to Hollywood. But they never tell you that!

The voices are awful. Walton, who is supposed to be 11, sounds like a 45-year-old woman. And you can also hear the actors breathing on the microphones. And that German wasp? He never shuts up!

This movie makes Delgo or Doogal look like Toy Story 3 or How To Train Your Dragon. And the overall lesson is: Don't Lie. But this lesson is SO poorly executed and stated, it hurts.

I think I just become numb. This is the worst garbage I've ever seen.

Literally anything (except Shark Exorcist) is better than this horrible scum. What were they thinking? This has to be the worst animated movie (if you could call it that) of all time. The voice acting's bad, the plot's stupid, and the animation literally gave me nightmares! Avoid this movie at all costs!!!!

This movie is the worst animated movie. Cars 2 is decent, Minions has a point to explain their origin, Foodfight has some quality, like some good voice actors, and its somewhat good if you're drunk. But this movie is like if you had been Jason Todd and then slowly had your head pounded in with a spiky hammer and can never die. The mixed messages, the dumb characters, the single digit IQ of the characters, the stupid things that happen. The animation is like if Foodfight was mentally ill. This company shouldn't exist. Even the Little Panda Fighter has something, its incompetent and you'll most likely have a chuckle when you're drunk. This has nothing, except the have shadows. But that's nothing when even the Foodfight is more colorful and crazy. If you want to see this, then watch it on Youtube. But I recommend against it, even if you are suicidal.

This movie has nothing. Absolutely Nothing!

The story is completely bonkers and makes no sense. So, this gullible idiot of a pig called Walt is a lying little jerk. By the way, no one's likeable, he's a moron, the spiders are annoying and only appear to make Charlotte's web, the snakes suck, the bee is a horrible stereotype and this random swatted appears. The animation is also terrible. The pigs look like flesh monsters, the spiders are circles with sticks, every snake is the same, the duck looks like beans and the horses have no manes/tails. Also, his cast was the same colour as his skin when he's in hospital.

Don't watch. If you do, welcome to Satan.

As I said in other reviews, there are many movie companies that make mockbusters (cheap copies of movies loved by the public) and unfortunately there are also in the animated movie industry.

This is probably, along with DALMATIANS 3, the worst animated mockbuster ever made. It's made by Spark Plug entertainment, another company well known for making horrid animated knock-offs. These movies have no redeeming qualities at all: they are badly animated, badly dubbed, garishly colored and a chore to finish.

As I said in the summary, this garbage was made for capitalize on the success of the live action version of CHARLOTTE'S WEB. While that is a cute, tear-jerking and well made movie, this movie is a totally unwatchable, grating and incompetently (and cluelessly) made disaster of a movie. And if you think that this movie's plot is identical to CHARLOTTE'S WEB, you are totally wrong. Yes, not only they made a disaster of a rip-off, but it's clear that they didn't even tried to make it similar to the original.

The plot focuses on a pig that ends up following a snake that, much like the cat and the fox in PINOCCHIO, does everything possible in order to ruin the pig and letting him do lots of dumb things.

The CGI is probably the worst that I have ever seen (even worse than FOODFIGHT) and it looks like it was made at least two decades earlier than 2006 (before the rise of studios like Pixar and Dreamworks). Often lips are not synchronised and the characters' design is ugly to look at. The soundtrack is grating, and the characters (especially the lead) are so annoying that you want to run over them with a car rather than watching them, they are so untolerable, badly animated and written!

Overall, I strongly recommend to avoid this movie like poison. Even fans of the schlock would feel at the end of the watch very angry and frustratred. And don't say I didn't warned you!