Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale

Wow is this awful. Appalling visuals, bad voice overs, and an awful message to kids that is poorly executed.

It involves Walt the pig, who is invited to be an actor in Viperwood. Along the way, he must learn many lessons, like: Don't turn on the TV, or else it will try to kill you. Or: Don't lie about aliens taking your mothers pie.

There are many WTF moments. Like when Walt turns on the TV, and then all the sudden, it comes to life and attempts to eat him! Where did this come from, and what since does it make? None. And apparently, Viperwood is supposed to Hollywood. But they never tell you that!

The voices are awful. Walton, who is supposed to be 11, sounds like a 45-year-old woman. And you can also hear the actors breathing on the microphones. And that German wasp? He never shuts up!

This movie makes Delgo or Doogal look like Toy Story 3 or How To Train Your Dragon. And the overall lesson is: Don't Lie. But this lesson is SO poorly executed and stated, it hurts.

I just saw this movie on YouTube months ago and it was heller terrible! All I can say is "Dafuq is this?!" This movie is so unspeakably awful, I couldn't last 3 minutes through this boring movie. And I can't even come up with 10 lines to describe this atrocious disgrace because I only watched 2 and a half minutes of it. It's so boring, you'd fall asleep after the first 3 minutes of it. It's so stupid, the creators are literally 8 years old for how awful the animation of this stupid, stupid movie is. I guarantee you, if this gains any more 1/10s, this will be rated 1/10 like Biebermania! because this fell, yeah, it actually fell from 1.7/10 to 1.2/10. It'd make sense if its accurate rating of 1.2 were outta 20, not 10.

NOTE: Dafuq is an actual word, look it up.

I do not understand. how does the snake drive ? its got no arms ? no legs too ? huh.

This movie is the worst animated movie. Cars 2 is decent, Minions has a point to explain their origin, Foodfight has some quality, like some good voice actors, and its somewhat good if you're drunk. But this movie is like if you had been Jason Todd and then slowly had your head pounded in with a spiky hammer and can never die. The mixed messages, the dumb characters, the single digit IQ of the characters, the stupid things that happen. The animation is like if Foodfight was mentally ill. This company shouldn't exist. Even the Little Panda Fighter has something, its incompetent and you'll most likely have a chuckle when you're drunk. This has nothing, except the have shadows. But that's nothing when even the Foodfight is more colorful and crazy. If you want to see this, then watch it on Youtube. But I recommend against it, even if you are suicidal.

This is one of the worst animated movies I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. The animation looks awful, the voice acting is horrendous, and the plot is just some Saturday morning PSA extended into a fifty minute movie. The moral this movie is obviously trying to teach children is to not lie, but the way it's executed is just so poorly done children won't even know what it is they're supposed to be learning from it. If you see this movie at your local film store and consider renting it, you'll be better off driving to a river, finding some tadpoles and sitting there watching them grow without ever taking your eyes off them. It's about as entertaining as watching this pointless drivel, and it'll save you a few bucks while you're at it.