One, Two, Many

This movie isn't funny, even if you were high on dope it would be terrible.

Worst Movie Ever. I was duped into watching this movie by seeing the National Lampoon logo and was extremely disappointed . The movie has nothing to interest the viewer, the comedy is sparse and even the sex scenes, if you can call them that are poor This should never be associated with National Lampoon. National Lampoon ( Chevy Chase and all )have always made movies with laughs galore. This may have the odd farting/toilet joke but that's about it. The plot is very thin ,the actors poor and it seems to go on forever. I am embarrassed to have bought this movie, I hope no -one finds out. Avoid at all costs unless you want to see how low American Comedy can go! All other movies can be measured by this movie -I doubt if anything could be worse. Utter rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This movie reminds me of the time I had a kidney stone..l Agony and suffering then such relief when it was over. John Melendez, you are atrocious at everything you do.

This is the worst movie I've ever seen. Jeff Ross should be ashamed. John Melendez has zero charisma. The jokes are just cheap, recycled garbage. Unsurprisingly, Melendez didn't get any career boost from this.

It's clear that Stuttering John Melendez thought this witless, narcissistic mess of a movie was going to make him the next Adam Sandler.

Melendez is built like a fire hydrant and has the charm of road kill, yet in this he is a lady-killing lothario battling with his limitless power to bed any woman he sees. The only sexual challenge he has yet to attain is... a threesome!

That's all you need to know about the 'plot' of this. Shot like a high-budget student film, its only technical merits are that it is audible and in focus.

Co-star Bellamy Young is charming and certainly deserves much better. Comedian and roasting legend Jeff Ross appears to be doing Melendez a favour by appearing in this, a role apparently written for Melendez's former Stern cohort Artie Lange.

Of all the garbage National Lampoon slapped their name on in the '00s it's hard to imagine anything worse than this.