Hanauta dorobô

Jesus h. Christ was this movie bad! Saw it last night at the Stockholm film festival and I can honestly say that it's surely one of the worst films I've ever seen. The story about a murderer that is to be judged by people who come on this website is not only ridiculous, but also totally uninteresting and right from the first few scenes you get the idea of the whole film - you don't understand most of it. I don't know whether or not my objections to this film are due to cultural differences or something, but it as to be something 'cause the director couldn't possibly have intended to make such a SH*T film. Anyways, I did like one thing about it - It is provocatively bad and it made me want to knock myself out cold. I like provocative stuff, haha. I was this close to giving this an ironic 10 but I guess the IMDb staff wouldn't like it so I gave it what i deserves, a 1 (if there was any possible way of giving it less I would).

Ever sat down in a movie theater and knew within the first 5 minutes that you wanted to get up and leave? This movie has absolutely nothing worth seeing. The footage is horrible. The entire movie looks like it was shot with a hand-held DV cam and then rendered on my shitty PC. The image is blurred and milky, and several times there's a freaking light-bulb in the middle of the picture. The so-called "leitmotif" sounds something like a dentist's drill and I literally had to cover my ears sometimes to stop the pain. The plot is random, incoherent and -most of all- boring. You don't understand the characters, and you don't care. All you want is for the torture to end. I'm not sure whether the extremely low quality of this movie is supposed to be some sort of intentional irony (because it's just not possible to unknowingly create a movie this bad). If it is, it's too much. This movie is nothing but a 92 minute suck-fest. Don't go see it!