Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie

I saw this at Rock and Shock last year, and I loved it. I laughed, and laughed...and laughed. The plot is this guy is given a movie to review, and it is a movie that is sold at horror conventions for $30. So, the guy decides he'd make his own movie and sell it for $30 at conventions. The movie: Well, the same as the title. About a guy who likes people's butts. Things go wrong, and hilarious things happen. The movie was done on a very low budget, but it's extremely well done and funny. The acting is kind of bad, but it works well, and it has plenty of naked women! The director is a real nice guy too, my friends and I were chillin with him at Pizza Uno. See this movie if you get the chance!

I know, the last two movies I watched on this very same Blu-ray.

Tell me if this sounds familiar: Bill Zebub plays himself, as a no-budget horror director. He does scenes. He goes to conventions. He deals with difficult actresses. Same as Exploitation and Indie Director (the winner in my book). I watched the Director's Cut on the Campy Horror collection, where he somehow guts 20 minutes of "story." And this one feels like it. Stuff gets disjointed (well, that could be any of his movies), and it ends abruptly... Then there's a ceaseless lesbian scene tacked on the end. FTR, the Assmonster movie premise is nowhere near explored to its potential. I guess I have to track down the original cut? Or is that a waste?!

Hellarious film in the sad but true category. More than the plot, subject matter conversed by the characters the herd do not want to accept in their PC brainwashing. So just like xianity, think outside the strictures of common generic normalcy, pipe-dream fecalitarianism, and realize that many of the stereotypes in a plethora of genres exist for a reason, inspired by actual observed traits, by the observation of the species. Uncomfortable yet factual commentary upon 99% of the populace.

Other than that, a plethora of delightfully salacious content, and Deathrash Metal to boot! Very reminiscent of what Something Weird Video would release. Featuring the acting & musickal talents of George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse.