The Continental: Normally, I would offer you... vintage Champagne... and caviar. But... I have grown impatient with the French. Ever since them Froggies stabbed Colin Powell in the back, I eschew all things French. no more! Camembert... foie gras... eau de cologne... Frenchie, from "American Idol"... and, big surprise to me... champagne! Who knew! That's the only place champagne comes from! But... my word is my bond... it is done. Instead... I offer you effervescent... Andre's Cold Duck.
