- Fran Fine: Hello hello, I'm C.C. Babcock, off to go to work.
- Niles: Your usual corner?
- [doesn't feel comfortable insulting Fran because she is his friend]
- Niles: Oh I'm sorry Miss Fine, don't make me do this.
- Fran Fine: [smiling] I'm Miss Babcock and I'm off to get money, from a man!
- Niles: Don't forget your change belt. Oh god.
- [embarrassed]
- Niles: I hate myself!
- Fran Fine: [looking for a business card in C.C.'s purse] What's this? Oh, just a bill from my shrink, WHOA am I unhappy.
- Charles Haste: [C.C.'s pounding on the bathroom door] What's that?
- Fran Fine: Uh, the dog. We put her away because we didn't want her to ride your leg.
- Niles: Yes, we should really see about having her fixed.
- Charles Haste: [proposing Fran, whom he thinks is C.C. that they finalize the deal together, without Maxwell Sheffield] You said you're the brains and he is just a pretty face in a blazer.
- Fran Fine: [stunned] I said that?
- C.C. Babcock: [hiding in the closet, turns to Maxwell, hiding with her] I said you were pretty great, and a trailblazer.
- [laughs nervously]
- C.C. Babcock: Darned cellphones!
- Fran Fine: Oh, Mr. Sheffield, look at you. You seem like a virgin on your wedding night, not that I would know! Ah... because I've never been married.
- Charles Haste: Where do you open?
- Fran Fine: Ooh! I know that one... it's uh...
- Niles: Would you like some cream cheese, Miss Babcock?
- Fran Fine: We open in Kraft!
- Maxwell Sheffield: We open in Philly, Miss Fine... uh Miss Babcock, fine, Miss Babcock.
- Fran Fine: Did you bring the half a mill?
- Charles Haste: C.C., I've been thinking it over and I don't want to give you that much.
- Fran Fine: You don't?
- Charles Haste: No, I want to double it!
- [C.C. moans in the closet, Haste looks at Fran]
- Fran Fine: Poltergeist! I got the apartment really cheap, but I can't watch TV.
- C.C. Babcock: [unhappy that Mr. Sheffield has agreed to let Fran pose as C.C. to win over an investor, and doesn't believe it will work] Maxwell, nanny Fine can't possibly pass for me. She isn't in my class.
- [Fran looks at herself in a compact mirror to see if she has anything stuck on her teeth]
- C.C. Babcock: She doesn't have my breeding.
- Niles: [referring to Fran] Well then perhaps she won't lick herself in front of company.
- C.C. Babcock: [shocked at Niles' insult] Maxwell are you gonna let him talk to me like that?
- Maxwell Sheffield: [firmly] Yes! You attacked our investor that's bad C.C., very bad!
- C.C. Babcock: Maxwell...
- Maxwell Sheffield: Sit!
- [C.C. sits on the edge of the desk]
- Fran Fine: [to Niles] Is he gonna hit her with a rolled-up newspaper?
- [Niles chuckles]