- Chandler: You're right. I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.
- Joey Tribbiani: Over the line? You... you... you're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
- Dr. Ross Geller: [as Chandler enters the coffee shop] Hey, Chandler. Saw the new furniture, very nice.
- Monica Geller: Yeah, Joey has the best boyfriend ever!
- Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
- Monica Geller: Oh God, are you serious?
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh my God, does Joey know?
- Chandler: No. Is there any way, any way you think he will understand this?
- Monica Geller: You obviously haven't screwed over a lot of your friends.
- [Sees Chandler's face]
- Monica Geller: Which we all appreciate.
- Dr. Ross Geller: You know, the sad thing is if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey he probably just would've stepped aside.
- Chandler: Oh, don't say that. Don't say that. That's not true, is it?
- [Group mutters in agreement]
- Chandler: Well why didn't you tell me to do that!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Well, I said something to Phoebe...
- Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, no that's right and I thought it was a really good idea.
- [Rest of group agrees]
- Chandler: [Sitting down] Oh my God! What am I gonna do?
- Rachel Green: Well, Chandler you're gonna have to tell him.
- Chandler: Why? Why do I have to tell him?
- Rachel Green: Because you do.
- Chandler: Yeah, I know.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [Leans towards Chandler] Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this?