- Ari Gold: No you won't... because you're fucked. Do you even know how fucked you are? I mean you are so fucking fucked. I mean I think you are the most fucked person I know.
- Eric Murphy: Sloan, I'm a college dropout. All right, guys in the mailroom out here have Wharton MBAs.
- Eric Murphy: Listen, Vince. It hurts. I know, I've been there, alright? You will get over Mandy. This'll pass.
- Vincent Chase: Good.
- Eric Murphy: So that's it? Game over?
- Vincent Chase: Yeah.
- Eric Murphy: I thought we make these decisions together.
- Vincent Chase: No, not this one. Please don't try to make me feel guilty about it.
- Eric Murphy: I'm not trying to make you feel guilty, alright? I'm just seriously concerned about our future.
- Vincent Chase: You don't understand. I feel like I got shot.
- Eric Murphy: No, Vince, you don't understand. We may never get an opportunity like this again.
- Vincent Chase: Whose future are you really concerned about, E? Ours or yours?
- Eric Murphy: Are you fucking serious?
- Vincent Chase: Yeah, I am cause I'm not doing this movie, and if you can't understand why, you better think about whether you want to be part of my future.
- Vincent Chase: Did you take a job without talking to me?
- Eric Murphy: Who told you that?
- Vincent Chase: You know, of all people to not get what I'm going through, the heartbreak kid himself. I mean, how many times have I heard you cry like a little pussy over a girl?
- Eric Murphy: Not over a girl I barely know.
- Vincent Chase: Oh, so it's not real?
- Eric Murphy: No, personally Vince, I think it's your ego. Your big fucking movie star ego. You could've had Mandy thrown off this movie, but you had to prove that you could get her back. You can't stand the fact that she left you cause no one ever has, but you know what? I will leave you before you fuck me up.
- Vincent Chase: Yeah, leave and do what? Live off your girlfriend instead of me? You ever think that Terrance offered you the job to get to me?
- Eric Murphy: Yeah, I did think that, and that's why I told him if I took the job, it meant I'd never work with you again and he still offered it.
- Vincent Chase: Don't be here when I get back.
- Eric Murphy: Oh, like I fucking would be.
- Ari Gold: Say goodbye to the Maserati, E. I see a shiny new Vespa in your future.
- Eric Murphy: [re Lloyd's car] Good luck in the Indy 500.
- Eric Murphy: What's with the girls?
- Turtle: It's a little pick-me-up for Vince.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: What better way to get over a breakup than a fifteen hundred dollar wakeup call?
- [Turtle nods]
- Eric Murphy: Come on, guys. Hookers? He needs to get out of bed, not stay in it.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: They're not hookers, E. They're entrepreneurs.
- Turtle: Yeah, E, don't be *sexist.* These girls run their own company. It's called Breakfast In Bed. One girl *massages,* while the other one feeds ya. The other one even reads to ya.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: A pretty nice selection of books, too. All the day's periodicals.
- Eric Murphy: Any sign of Vince?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: No, but I heard what sounded like weeping coming from his room this morning.
- Eric Murphy: [reading Variety] Some day, huh?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Why? What else?
- Eric Murphy: I guess Ari's really done with the agency. It says here security escorted him out.
- Turtle: Wow...!
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Oh, man, I hope this doesn't affect my status over there.
- Turtle: I'm sure you're still their least important client, Drama, don't worry.