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Getting' It was by far the worst movie I've ever seen. I literally had to force myself to watch the whole movie because I had spent money renting it. The acting was god awful, the storyline made little sense, and half of the time I was watching it I had no clue what was going on. The only times that I laughed during this movie was when the person next to me farted, I'm not even kidding. I recommend that nobody rents/buys this movie, it isn't even worth stealing it. This is the first time I've ever actually considered killing myself while watching a movie. I wasted 2 hours of my life watching this piece of garbage, and I have to live with that for the rest of my life. I seriously cannot believe anyone could possibly make a movie this bad, and even more surprised that someone actually picked it up for production. F*ck this movie.

Love, HAIRison Ford

I am not much of a movie person, and this is the first time I have ever registered myself on a movie website, but after seeing Getting' It, I had to get online and express my extreme disappointment with this masterpiece of crap that received my attention for two hours. I live in Japan and the translation of the title read "Virgin with a 40cm..." My wife and I thought it was a spin-off from 40 year old Virgin, oh how we were disappointed.

First I recommend this movie be under a new genre, it should no longer be found in the "comedy" section, but rather be under the genre of "crap". I understand this genre is yet to exist, but after the Screen Writer's Guild see this movie, they will be able to make a new genre and not mislead people.

Secondly, there should be a new Oscar award for worst writing, I think this movie would win that Oscar for the rest of the millennium because I think there has never been, nor will ever be a worse piece of written crap than the script for this movie.

It is absolutely not funny and much as the actors try (or didn't try because they just seemed to be incapable of anything remotely related to acting) there is not even one funny joke. The only time I laughed was before I watched the movie, because I was in anticipation of seeing something like 40 year old Virgin.

I hope the writer of this movie will not get discouraged because there are many opportunities to find a writing job on the wall of a smelly public bathroom, where he could probably learn from expert middle schoolers on the art of writing crap humor.

If you were one of the many expecting to laugh (even one little 'haha' under your breath) I share in your pain and in the fact that you had to literally waste 2 hours of your life that could have been used for anything else (including punching yourself in the face, which would have been more amusing than having to witness Getting' It).

What kind of a title is that anyway! I imagine the writer was like "Man what's a good title, how about 'Getting' It' yeah that's cooooooo!" Sorry this is long but if the editors of this comment section see this movie, they will sympathize with me and everyone else who was utterly disappointed. Thank you for reading, and do NOT waste your time, money, or life on Getting' It.

Getting through this film was torturous. The cinematography was absolutely amateur. There was virtually no plot whatsoever. The acting was atrocious. I feel like my high school drama and film production crew on a four hundred dollar budget could have produced something more enjoyable. I did not imagine that films like this one could possibly exist on movie- renting websites where customers are actually trying to be entertained for their hard-earned money. The entire movie I kept imagining the producer being a fifteen-year-old perverted teenage boy with bad grammar and the film experience of a community college acting student. The storyline reminded me of the prelude to a porn except the dirty, overacted sex never happened. The sex scenes in this movie were horribly executed and with the storyline revolving around sex, I was disappointed to not feel stirrings of eroticism whatsoever. When this movie was trying to be sexy, it was utterly hilarious in the way that as a viewer you feel embarrassed for the director. When this movie was trying to be funny, I just felt depressed and let down that I had wasted my time viewing this, and now I am wasting my time writing a review for this. Bad, bad, bad.

Silver (Patrick Censoplano) is a teenage virgin. And he wants to get laid. Throw in some toilet comedy, stereotypes and stupid characters with amateurish acting and bad execution to get this independent and unfunny ejaculation movie.

This movie is just so crappy, that I can't even seem to find words to describe how unfunny it is. Only thing going for the movie is nice naked chicks, which will surely be a hit with teenage boys with masturbation issues.

Really with a script like this they should have just made a porno movie. The less said the better. Just ignore the fact that this movie exists.

A young man by the name of "Silver" (Patrick Censoplano) is intent on losing his virginity but his girlfriend, "Sheila" (Trish Coren) is highly resistant to his advances. So much so that she breaks up with him after he tries too hard one night. Then one day he accidentally purchases a box of super-large condoms and when the news gets out he suddenly finds that he's a magnet for the opposite sex. Now, while this story could have been entertaining if it had used a little innuendo and some comedy, what transpires is something completely the opposite. Instead of being funny it was just plain crude. The acting was bad, the characters were ridiculous and all of the scenes that were supposed to be erotic were simply awful. Other than possibly Trish Coren and Sandra Staggs (as "Josephine") I can't think of any redeeming features offered by this film. Not that either of them performed up to their potential. Definitely below average.