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This was by far the worst kind of TV movie that I've seen in my entire life. I saw that somebody liked the acting in this movie I have to ask: What acting and the same goes for the directing,I mean Jeez this could have been good in the 50's - Maybe! All and all this was a BWOT! One could guess the plot after about 30 seconds from the first frame. I mean what kind of morons can imagine that this kind of storyline would interest anyone with higher IQ than 80 which equals an idiot. I was totally eluded by the commentaries and the ratings from now on I'll be a lot more careful about believing in other peoples' commentaries because I've been mislead to see a bunch of some really horrible crap-movies. Please do not waste your time on this one.

This movie was an okay way to pass the time on a day when you're not feeling well. But I wouldn't go out of of my way for it.

Linda Purl did all right, and convinced me that she was a little off-kilter. Linden Ashby is very handsome, but he didn't exhibit much emotion. He seemed mostly stony-faced.

I can truly say that the only person I really loved in the movie was the character Kevin, played by Bruce Dinsmore. I always enjoyed seeing him on the screen. Now he is someone I would make a point of following!

And even though her scene was quite short, Sophie Gedron looked pretty awkward. I've never seen her in any movie where she looked natural. I hope she comes to realize that acting is just not her thing. (Unfortunately, she the Octomom decided to get lip jobs, and their lips now overwhelm their faces. Too bad she decided to go that route.)

As soon as I heard the title of this TV film, I almost assumed who the bad person was going to eventually turn into. However, there are lots of twists and turns in this film and I believe a murder is committed that the killer actually got away with accomplishing. There is a father who's wife is killed in an auto accident, leaving the father with a teenage daughter and smaller son, both who loved their mom very much. The former wife's sister lives in the home and is sort of a housekeeper for the entire family. The film goes along rather smoothly until another woman makes an appearance and it upsets the entire household. Nice entertaining film and very good acting.

MAID OF HONOR (2006 TV movie) 2.5 out of 10 stars Time to Read: 2:30min

BASIC PLOT: Laci Collins (Linda Purl) has given up everything to take care of her brother-in-law, Richard Wynn (Linden Ashby), after the tragic death of her sister. She sold her house, moved in, and became maid, and caregiver to her niece Mollie (Dani Kind), and nephew Danny (Steven McPhail). After a year and half of this arrangement, Richard has decided to marry Nicole (Shannon Sturges), a woman from work. She's younger, they've only met her a couple of times, but he's ready to push Laci out the door, and force Nicole on his children as their new "Mom". Unbeknownst to everyone, Laci is secretly in love with Richard, and will do whatever it takes to keep him, including exposing Nicole's dark past. Will she succeed? Or will we find out how all consuming her passion for Richard really is?

WHAT WORKS: *LINDA PURL IS THE ONLY THING WORKING IN THIS MOVIE She knows her way around a melodrama, no matter what role she's playing. Too bad there's nothing here to work with.

WHAT DOESN'T WORK: *INCREDIBLY SELFISH PROTAGONIST After having his sister-in-law move in, sell everything she owns, so she can become his maid, and the caretaker of his children, he kicks her out for some woman at work he suddenly wants to marry (it smells like he might have been interested in this woman while his wife was still alive). It's less than two years after his wife's death, and he expects his children to just accept his girlfriend, a woman they barely know, and have only met a few times. He wants to move her into their house, and they're supposed to call her mom, no matter their feelings. These reckless, selfish decisions do NOT make a sympathetic protagonist. He doesn't even discuss with Laci her moving out, or where she's supposed to go, but in front of her he talks about making her room his fiancee's office. WOW! WHAT AN A-HOLE! So, once again, I sympathize more with the "villainess" than I do with the "family man" (who seems to have little regard for his family). EPIC FAIL.

*THIS MOVIE IS TOO HARD ON MEN Men can be selfish, vain and weak, but this is ridiculous! Richard Wynn (Linden Ashby) is oblivious to everyone around him, only cares about his wants and needs, and is blind to everything and everyone else. He is so self consumed, he's ready to bring a woman who lied about felony drug possession charges, around his children! It's insulting, and not believable. It's written by men (nn0006438 & Ken Sanders) for women, and that's never a good thing. Women don't want weak men, even if it's what we often have to put up with. Show us the best of what we want, not the lowest of what we have deal with on a daily basis. (Side note: I think their choice of name for this character (Richard) was an inside joke - we all know what the nickname for Richard it's - D*ck.)

*AFTER TWO YEARS, THE TEENAGE DAUGHTER WOULDN'T SUDDENLY BECOME SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE HER AUNT WAS LOOKING AT A RING STRANGELY Give me a break, either these people are the stupidest walking the earth, or the most perceptive, but you can't have it both ways.

*ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE ONE DIMENSIONAL All of the characters are so flat, you don't care what happens to any of them. I know this is a melodrama, but that doesn't excuse bad writing, and selfish protagonists. The only one who does a decent job is Linda Purl, and she can't carry the whole movie.

*THE PACING IS OFF The first act of violence doesn't come till the 1:23 mark, that means there's only 36 min left, and all you've done with the time so far is make the antagonist sympathetic. So, when she finally does commit violence, you understand and empathize with her reasons. EPIC FAIL.

TO RECOMMEND, OR NOT TO RECOMMEND, THAT IS THE QUESTION: *Unless you're just a fan of Linda Purl, I'd give this a pass. There's no one sympathetic enough for you to care about, not one plotline that's believable, just a bunch of selfish people concerned with themselves, who you rather see die in a house fire than be happy at the end. HARD PASS

CLOSING NOTES: *This is a made-for-tv movie, please keep that in mind before you watch/rate it. TV movies have a much lower budget, and so your expectations should be adjusted.

*I have no connection to the film, or production in ANY way. This review was NOT written in full, or in part, by a bot. I am just an honest viewer, who wishes for more straight forward reviews (less trolls and fanboys), and better entertainment. Hope I helped you out.

The first time I heard about this movie, I wanted to see it because I was expecting blood, jealousy ad rage in a very lethal combination. Linda Purl played the villain, but I was actually rooting for her! In fact, I thought she was the good girl and Nicole was the bad uh, girl. However, the movie seemed a little pale, and Shannon Sturges' acting did not give me that much satisfaction, especially in the stabbing scene. I was looking forward to a more family-oriented ending (where Richard and the kids realize that they are enough for each other). All in all, the plot, the schemes and Linda Purl's pity-soliciting acting contributed to the film's likability, but Shannon Sturges' stiffness seemed a little off.