- Phoenix: I've done so many things that at some point I did for the last time and I wasn't paying attention. And then I met you and I got to laugh and make love and fall in love all for the last time... but this time I paid attention.
- Griffin: [after phoenix rejected his invitation for a date] Don't flatter yourself Phoenix. My life is a little bit complicated right now, you may not know this about me but I only get bold about every 5 years.
- Griffin: [refuses to see who's knocking in his door] You got the wrong door, nobody you know lives here.
- Beach Stud: [giving instructions to Griffin on what to do in case something goes wrong with his harness] All right if you get into any trouble, for real, you're gonna pull this okay? That's gonna release you. Hold on, flow down to the water. You afraid of sharks? I'm just kidding man!, no seriously, the sound when you hit the water it's gonna scare any sharks away. Oh, right when you hit the water, if you're conscious, what you wanna do is get out of the harness as quick as possible because the weight from that is gonna pull you under. We'll eventually find you but it's a bummer.
- Beach Stud: [Giving instructions to Griffin] You get scared up there, something goes wrong just scream like a little girl. We can't hear you anyways.
- Griffin: [after telling phoenix that he doesn't want to see her in his last remaining days] No long drawn out goodbyes...
- Griffin: I was talking to this idiot the other day and as he looked back from the mirror I realized I was right about one thing. There is an answer... and the answer is being with you. I love you for better or for worse, this time we that we have, this can be part of the better part, because we'll be together and that way everything even this is better... good even.
- Griffin: [after letting his son drive his car for the first time] Well son, I'll tell you this for free. You're one super driver.