RearEnders 2

Johnny Rebel (aka John Mason) takes part in the sex himself in this compendium of lousy Brit Porn sex scenes, hardly worth the powder to blow it to you know where.

Some familiar faces pop up, mechanically humping away for a few pounds each one suspects. The men are easier to spot: Lee Henshaw and Pascal White among 'em, while Keira Farrell (with small breasts this time out) is the outstanding femme.

Title is of course a riposte to the ever-popular Brit TV series EastEnders, but there the resemblance ends.