- Richard: If these women are as fat as you say they are, they're gonna die of a stroke or a heart attack or downright fucking ugliness anyway. Now go home!
- [first lines]
- title card: Although the events depicted in this film are fictional, they are based on actual behaviours that are happening between consenting adults... right now.
- Michael Carter: [first lines - arrives with fast food] Deidre. Hello princess. Deidre. You know what day it is today.
- Deidre: What day, baby.
- Michael Carter: You know...
- Phillip Jackson: [last lines - gorging on sandwiches] I'm sorry, you want some? Say it.
- Michael Carter: [weakly] Feed me.
- Phillip Jackson: I can't hear you... Say it.
- Michael Carter: [focused] Feed me.