- Manu Tuiama: I really appreciate all you're doing to help me find Snookie, especially given the danger.
- Fred Jones: Danger is my middle name.
- Velma Dinkley: I thought it was Herman.
- Shaggy: This jungle-trekking is sure making me hungry.
- Velma Dinkley: Everything makes you hungry.
- Shaggy: Wow. You know, now that I think of it, you're right. And that reminds me, I'm starving.
- Auntie Mahina: If the ancient mythology is true, the Wiki Tiki will sacrifice Manu and Snookie by throwing them into the volcano.
- Daphne Blake: Oh, no!
- Fred Jones: Then we've got to climb up there and stop him.
- Auntie Mahina: You must go and find the entrance to his lair and enter *through* the mountain.
- Shaggy: You mean, like, through spooky caves and stuff?
- Auntie Mahina: Yes, through spooky caves and stuff.
- [the gang are exploring a cave and Shaggy and Scooby are spooked by a skeleton dressed like Gilligan]
- Shaggy: Fred, could I make a suggestion?
- Fred Jones: Let me guess. You wanna leave and never come back.
- Shaggy: Wow, groovy. It's like you read my mind.
- Fred Jones: All right, gang, this is it. When the going gets tough, what do we do?
- Shaggy: Bury our heads in the sand?
- Mayor Molly Quinn: [taking a picture with Scooby] Smile, now. People love politicians who love doggies.
- Manu Tuiama: [after being unmasked] Well, at least I'm still the Big Kahuna of Hanahuna. No one can take that away from me.
- Mayor Molly Quinn: Not so fast, Manu! As mayor of this fine town, I am proud to announce that this year's trophy for the Big Kahuna of Hanahuna Surfing Contest goes to... Scooby-Doo.
- Scooby-Doo: Who? Me?
- Manu Tuiama: A dog? I lost to a dog? No way!