- Billy Wagstaff: [bumps into a man on the street] Oh!
- Blind Danny Temples: Fucking asshole!
- Billy Wagstaff: Look, I'm sorry you hit the ground, but maybe you should have been watching were you're going.
- Blind Danny Temples: "Watch where I'm going." Well, I would love to watch where I'm going. The only problem with that is... I'M FUCKING BLIND! I'M BLIND!
- Billy Wagstaff: Oh, sweet jesus, I didn't know.
- Blind Danny Temples: Hey, you must be blind to. I'm yelling at another blind guy. That's horrible! You wanna touch faces and see what we look like?
- Billy Wagstaff: The thing is I'm not... blind.
- Blind Danny Temples: Well... joke's on me. I that case... FUCK YOU!
- Billy Wagstaff: Hey brahs!
- Colonel Jaffe: We don't refer to people as "bra", Wagstaff. You see a bra is something that holds up a woman's titties. Is that what you are? Something that holds up a woman's titties?
- Billy Wagstaff: On a good day, yeah!
- Colonel Jaffe: Svem! Front and centre.
- Sven: Yes, General.
- Colonel Jaffe: Have you seen my daughter?
- Sven: Never from ze front, I swear it!