Kalbin Zamani

Fikret: 112! Turkey's first electric lift and the first one Schindler ever made. The Germans built these machines so they'd never go wrong. But then they realised the new ones weren't selling. They invented smaller gadgets. A mixer, for instance... You know what a mixer does? How would you? A mixer gets women out of the kitchen and in front of the make-up mirror. But kissing a woman with make-up is hardly a sensual experience. It's more of a chemical one.