John Candy: [speaking on a pre-filmed jungle location; wearing green military fatigues] Hi, I'm John Candy and I'd like to wish everyone at Second City a happy 25th anniversary. Unfortunately, I cannot be there with you to join you for the fun and festivities, but my duty to the Peace Corps has taken me elsewhere. While I was here in Southeast Asia I met a really interesting group of people. I joined a club. They got uniforms and everything. They all share things... they're really neat people! You'd enjoy this! When I come back, I've got all these little red books for you and brochures. You'll really like it! We dress up here and camp out in the jungle. It's really neat! I'm also doing a movie here too which is titled 'Volunteers'. But what makes this movie is... that these people that I'm with... they call it 'The People's Movie.' Everyone in the camp here is in it. It's about two groups trying to get even with each other and stuff... it's kind of interesting. Except some guys here have a bigger trailer then the other guys. But that's OK too.
[to passing communist soldiers]
John Candy: Hey, comrades! How's it going? Well, you have fun. I'll have my fun here. Have a drink for me there please. But not too many because it's known as 'The People's Drink.' Thanks very much for your time. Adios!
