Misty Beethoven the Musical!

Within the first 10 minutes of this, not only does Randy Spears get to show a pretty good singing voice while getting a blow job, but his penis also gets a song to sing in an elaborate dance sequence. I have to admit, it's one of the most hilariously jarring things I've seen in a long time. This one is both a follow up and retelling of the Henry Paris classic and is a legit porno-musical. For the most part, the songs aren't bad and the actors do a fantastic job. I'm not sure Sunset Thomas is the right choice for Beethoven, she comes off more jaded than naive like the role should have required, but she's got a good voice so I see why she was cast. The film runs out of steam in the later half, but I wouldn't let that stop you from checking it out. Hats off to director Veronica Hart to get this one even made in the 2000s, and for such an original idea and presentation for the decade, it's a wildly fun success.