Bad Movie Police Case #2: Chickboxer

Chickboxer is a shot on video home movie that was put out to make a buck. You can't believe how bad this is, trust me I saw it and it scared me - it even opened up old wounds. Something about two ugly girls who can't act taking karate lessons and I don't know. Things happen before Michelle Bauer (aka porn star Pia Snow) shows up top less at the end this. Its a horrible horrible movie that is now being re released as part of a dreadful series called Bad Movie Police where awful wrap around footage of cops inflicting bad movies on people precedes each movie. Its like giving a paper cut to a man who was just hit by a bus, it just makes everything worse.

This is a horrible horrible lame ass comedy with nothing funny about it in the least. It's about two elderly unattractive women playing high school girls. One loves a TV show called "Chick Boxer" which we never actually see aside from one small snippet. It was the worst thing I've ever experienced, if you ever find yourself in Hell, the ninth circle will be playing this film on a constant unending loop. The only good scene is one of Michele Bauer at the VERY end of the picture in a scene completely unrelated to the rest of the movie in any way shape or form completely nude for absolutely no reason. But by that point you would have in all likelihood have pulled a Kurt Cobain on yourself (and by that I mean having Courtney Love come over and shoot you in the face)

My Grade: F

DVD Extras: Intro by the bad movie police; Commentary by JR Bookwalter; 2 featurettes (the Chickboxer Story, James Black & Chickboxer); Stills Gallery; and Original Trailer