Death to the Supermodels

For those people contemplating this abominable title, I have only two pieces of advice.

1. Once you've lost those 90 minutes, you can't ever get them back. 2. The cost of rental will only be the start of your outlays. Therapy will cost a lot, lot more.

This film is terrible on every level.. acting, plot, script, you name it. I generally have pretty good stamina when it comes to bad films, and can quite enjoy them when they're "bad funny" (e.g. naked weapon). Unfortunately, "death to the supermodels" isn't in this category. It's far, far worse. 1 out of 10.

I have just lost 84 minutes of my life watching this flick about five supermodels that travel to a desert island with an editor of a fashion magazine and two gay photographers to shoot photos and they are murdered by a mysterious killer.

I wanted to see a comedy to laugh in a raining day in Rio, and I decided to see "Death to the Supermodels" expecting to shutdown my brain and see a comedy in the style of "American Pie". However, "Death to the Supermodels" is an awful unfunny gross comedy that does not make laugh…maybe cry. The serial killer should kill the director, writer and producers of this crap instead of the models. My vote is one (awful).

Title (Brazil): "Verão Americano, É Hora de Detonar" ("American Summer, It is Time to Blow up")

Perhaps this movie is not as disgustingly harmful as such movies as Larry the Cable guy but it is still a rotten and disgusting piece of cinema that can also do potential harm to the viewer. The tag-line is "drop dead gorgeous" but what you see will be completely the opposite with added disgusting features, which are not funny, simply puke worthy. Don't say I didn't warn you. The morons who made this movie should figure out that the term 'Asexual' means organisms which reproduce without sex and that it has nothing to do with spooning. This just goes to show the intelligence level of the audience that was intended. Besides the harmful factors, there exists no story or anything resembling anything sane or logical in this movie. Avoid this movie. Don't even watch it at gunpoint.

This movie is NOT funny. After reading some of the reviews I decided to watch this movie drunk thinking that it could seriously amuse me. There is not enough beer in the keg to make this movie funny. Jaime Pressly produced this movie which means she went around raising the money to get this made...she must be stupider than she looks. Considering shes made Poison Ivy 3, Torque and Ringmaster, she must also be desperate to get work which is too bad because unlike Jenny McCarthy, Jaime Pressly can act. I would rather watch a soccer game than watch this and I hate soccer more than getting hernia exams. Save your $5.00 and buy a 12 pack of Natural Light instead...thank me later.

So bad.

So, *so* bad.

It's not even so bad that it's funny. Which is unfortunate because the film seems to think it's a comedy.

I am not normally moved to add IMDb comments but if I can prevent another human from experiencing the pain of sitting through this thing then I shall consider it my good deed for the day.

I'm half tempted to wonder if this was some sort of byzantine tax write off - although I'm loathe to credit the producers with that much intelligence.