Death to the Supermodels

For those people contemplating this abominable title, I have only two pieces of advice.

1. Once you've lost those 90 minutes, you can't ever get them back. 2. The cost of rental will only be the start of your outlays. Therapy will cost a lot, lot more.

This film is terrible on every level.. acting, plot, script, you name it. I generally have pretty good stamina when it comes to bad films, and can quite enjoy them when they're "bad funny" (e.g. naked weapon). Unfortunately, "death to the supermodels" isn't in this category. It's far, far worse. 1 out of 10.

I saw this movie last night, my boyfriend thought it would be a fun romp to watch... he was wrong. What I though was funny was the lack of comedic timing, and how long you can keep the bad jokes going... My oh my they just would not let the "jokes" die...

I feel for the others that had to endure this... More than than that, I pity the cast and crew... they had to endure this up close and personal.

I hate to think that the good reviews came only from the minions of the distributors, but after watching this.. what else can I believe. The locations seem beautiful, but we see so little of it, almost as though the director never heard of a wide shot.

Death to the Supermodels is by far the most idiotic, humorless, and unfunny movie I've endured.

I have just lost 84 minutes of my life watching this flick about five supermodels that travel to a desert island with an editor of a fashion magazine and two gay photographers to shoot photos and they are murdered by a mysterious killer.

I wanted to see a comedy to laugh in a raining day in Rio, and I decided to see "Death to the Supermodels" expecting to shutdown my brain and see a comedy in the style of "American Pie". However, "Death to the Supermodels" is an awful unfunny gross comedy that does not make laugh…maybe cry. The serial killer should kill the director, writer and producers of this crap instead of the models. My vote is one (awful).

Title (Brazil): "Verão Americano, É Hora de Detonar" ("American Summer, It is Time to Blow up")

Perhaps this movie is not as disgustingly harmful as such movies as Larry the Cable guy but it is still a rotten and disgusting piece of cinema that can also do potential harm to the viewer. The tag-line is "drop dead gorgeous" but what you see will be completely the opposite with added disgusting features, which are not funny, simply puke worthy. Don't say I didn't warn you. The morons who made this movie should figure out that the term 'Asexual' means organisms which reproduce without sex and that it has nothing to do with spooning. This just goes to show the intelligence level of the audience that was intended. Besides the harmful factors, there exists no story or anything resembling anything sane or logical in this movie. Avoid this movie. Don't even watch it at gunpoint.

I think that you need to set proper expectations before viewing this. It stars a bunch of Playboy playmates, so don't expect the best acting, or much of anything else for that matter. The humor is definitely not the most intellectual, but in my opinion it is no worse than say.. Scary Movie or any of those other 'spoof' type of films. I think given the actresses and the context of the film a lot of people write it off immediately, but I merely see it as a low budget version of many other movies that I really don't think is very funny at all. If they deserve a 5 or 6 on this site, this is no worse than a 3.

In the end it probably isn't worth watching unless you have a lot of spare time or is a fan of one of the girls starring in this, but it can provide some decent amusement if your standards aren't too high or if you just like really cheesy humor.