The Puppeteer

When you buy something on ebay, and the seller gives you a free gift, you know they just needed to get rid of something.

What we have is a great cast of adult film stars, however, they are lost in a pointless plot, slow sex scenes, and terrible photography. There are several sex scenes that are shot on a long lens, making the action look far away. Briana Banks looks simply bored in all of her scenes.

The plot, well, there really isn't one. And that being said, several times we are bogged down by pointless and poorly written lines, and chew the scenery acting. What an utter waste of time and talent.

No pun intended - and not much of a story here. Also no audio commentary. Which I reckon made it easier to skip through the usual scenes - well the scenes you most likely are watching this for. Beautiful girls all around of course and the whole thing is being held together by a ... string. Enough strings ... there are not attached ... that's the saying right? I might be off with that, but ready or not, here it comes.

And while the ... highlight of finale when it comes to the act is not bad - the actual ending is quite unsatisfying to say the least. But I don't know if that really matters to you - it's like saying they do not marry each other in the end (not that I am saying this about this movie in particular ... well you know what I mean anyway)