- Policeman: [after Leprechaun rips off his leg] Hey! You give that back!
- [Leprechaun is talking on a cell phone]
- Girl: How tall you, sweet thing?
- Leprechaun: How tall am I? Uh, about 3 foot 6.
- Girl: 3 foot 6?
- Leprechaun: Yeah, but, but, I make up for it in other areas, if you know what I mean.
- [pause, then dial tone]
- Leprechaun: Hello?
- Girl: You soo ghetto
- Leprechaun: We've had our fun. Now give me what's mine, and I might spare your miserable life.
- Emily: Why did you kill them? For this? You evil fuck.
- Leprechaun: Don't you presume to tell me right from wrong. You compromised all you believed in once you got the gold, just like all those before you. Your kind is weak, and will always give in to your selfish yearnings.
- Emily: It brings out the worst in us, doesn't it?
- Leprechaun: Do you really want to die so badly?
- Emily: You can't live forever.