Give or Take an Inch

Meg: You can't really be surprised. Georgia's always seemed more of a man than a woman.

Charlotte: You know, that's not really unique to some lesbians, but that doesn't mean they all should rush out and become men.

Meg: Maybe you shouldn't act so angry around the kids.

Charlotte: I'm not angry. I'm disgusted.

Meg: Oh, that's better. But you need to tone it down a little.

Charlotte: So what are you afraid of? That the kids will run around making rude sly comments about their freakish aunt/uncle or whatever the fuck she is?

Meg: Let's just say that Danny doesn't need a reason to be a smart ass.

Charlotte: You know, I just want things to be normal.

Meg: You're kidding, right? You stole a man's pregnant wife: me. You saved me from a life of a lonely housewife.