Starfire Mutiny

I've seen bad movies, and let me tell you -- this movie is bad. Not Snakes on a Plane bad, not even the Benchwarmers bad. We're talking awful on par with Omega Code (remember that TBN movie?).

I'm a science fiction freak, so I am usually pretty forgiving of implausible plot lines, hyperbolic characterizations, cheesy dialog and predictable resolution as longs as there are spaceships, explosions and hot geeks saving the day. But I suppose if we live in a universe of balance, the production of this movie was necessary. (I mean, Firefly/Serenity HAD to have a yin to its yang). But really, this movie should come with a warning. Something like: THIS MOVIE MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR SOME VIEWERS, NAMELY ANYONE WHO ISN'T AN UNCOOPERATIVE PRISONER OF WAR.

Horrible. I have seen some bad movies in my time, and this was surprisingly not the worst. The worst was a movie so bad, I wanted to burn it so nobody else would ever have to look at it again. This was... semi humorous at times, but a few of the facts that the box hides is that the ship is really a hollowed out asteroid (At least, I think it is, The horrible papermache' of the outside of the ship makes it look like some sort of asteroid) and its not a new planet, they are trying to restablize the earth. The guns are still atomic age guns (the guns of our time) and so are the clothes. I want a good space movie :-( Don't watch this. Its as bad as the sci-fi channel B-movies they are always showing.