The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Okay, admittedly, this is a bad movie, but it's so bad it's funny.

The girls are hot, the acting is bad, the breasts are, for the most part, small, but the costumes are nice, the outfits on the girls are worth the price of rental... so if you want to laugh, check it out.

OK first its soft-core porn, if you don't like a lot of soft lesbian scenes you may as well go elsewhere. As far as porn rip offs of well known films go this isn't bad. The characters are easy enough to laugh at, Erin Brown (Aka Misty Mundae) is hysterical as the main character and her wizard mentor Smirnof will have you in stitches. The plot is of course a very simplified version of the Tolkien books with as many sex based jokes as they could cram into one script. The effects are cheap and so are the costumes but you won't care. The actors know they are making a cheap parody and they run with it playing it for laughs all the way. There are several times they break the fourth wall but if it worked for Groucho it can work for this film. Grab a beer or 6 and some pretzels, but try not to drink to fast or you may end up doing spit takes while watching this.

If you're looking for steamy soft core, this isn't it. It's an actual attempt at comedy, not something Seduction Cinema does well. I've seen several of their movies and this one is the worst so far. As a certified male pig, I was looking for a lot of nudity and as much of that as possible....what I got was a bad comedy and some television-style T&A. Avoid this one, and if you're a big Misty Mundae fan see SpiderBabe or Lust for Dracula instead. I give it a 2 only because Misty Mundae was her ever-amusing self in it.

The comedy isn't mind-bogglingly awful, it's just bad. You will even chuckle at a few places, but overall you'll wish you saw something else. Think you're going to see a lot of g-strings? Think again.

Funny!!!!!! I watched it on "Skinamax" one night, and found myself actually watching to see just what would happen next. Are you a fan of Howard Stern? Then you'll love this. Crude, yet funny. And some really nice looking women.

I honestly enjoyed it more as a comedy then a T&A flick. The plot has a slight, and I mean SLIGHT bit of seriousness to it. But the story does keep you from flipping the channel. The soundtrack it AWFUL (except in the tavern), but during the scenes where there are no dialog, just music (*wink wink*), mute it!!!

Best to rent it from somewhere before you buy it. I own it, but I have that odd sense of humor. All the movies in the series (search Misty Mundae) are of the same caliber. If you like one, you'll like them all.

My 2 cents.

Well, one evening my friends and I decided to check out the "after hours" section of On Demand. Being big LOTR fans, we had to check this one out. Not actually interested in all the girl on girl action, my friends and I found ourselves fast-forwarding through the sex scenes in order to watch the goofy plot develop in between. Who does that? Anyhow, we all found it entertaining, and Misty Mundae does bear a striking resemblance to Alyson Hannigan in the "American Pie" trilogy, as Smirnof points out once in the movie. All in all, it was enjoyable, the toilet humor being one of its strong points. If you're looking for a steamy flick, I would recommend skipping over this one, but if you enjoy stupid humor and relish the thought of watching the Throbbit Dildo Saggins and other crazy characters (Sour Ass and Smirnof to name a few) definitely give it a look, it's bound to make you giggle.