- Kyo Sôma: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
- Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] I'm sorry.
- Kyo Sôma: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
- Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
- Kyo Sôma: Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!
- Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] We ARE outside, you stupid cat.
- Shigure Sohma: Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
- Hatori Sohma: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.
- Shigure Sôma: [singing to himself as he prepares for Tohru's friends to come over] High school girls! 1, 2, 3! High School Girls! All for me!
- Hatori Sohma: If it's possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it's possible for that person to be healed by another.
- Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
- Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
- Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
- [long silence from the other end of the phone]
- Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
- Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
- Shigure Sohma: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'
- Hatsuharu Sohma: [after tripping Kyo] If I hadn't had tripped you, you wouldn't have stopped now would you.
- [addressing the audience]
- Hatsuharu Sohma: By the way what I just did was very dangerous. And if it had been anyone but Kyo they probably would have been hurt pretty badly, so don't try it at home.
- Kyo Sohma: Don't try it here and who are you even talking to?
- Kyoko Honda: Tohru, Tohru. You've got a fever again. You don't have to push your self so hard. You don't have do things the way I did. You can just be your self, do things your own way, one step at a time. You'll get there, I promise. Just be your self, you'll be fine.
- Tohru Honda: Yuki, you like fall too, don't you?
- Yuki Sohma: Sure, it's not too hot, not too cold.
- Tohru Honda: Nope, it's just right. And Kyo?
- Kyo Sohma: What the hell does it matter?
- Hatsuharu Sohma: You stubborn idiot. What if it was Yuki wearing a girl's uniform?
- [Mokoto imagines Yuki in a girl's uniform]
- Yuki Sohma: Haru, cut it out or I will cut you off.
- Hatsuharu Sohma: Aw, have my words made you angry?
- Mokoto: [still imaging] It's beautiful!
- Yuki Sohma: Stop imagining me!
- Shigure Sôma: Good morning, everyone!
- Yuki Sôma: Good evening is more like it. I think your sleep schedule is a bit off.
- Shigure Sôma: Nope, such is the life of the creative mind.
- [notices Kisa]
- Shigure Sôma: Well, who is this pretty girl? Would you like Grandpa Shigure to give you a candy?
- Yuki Sôma: [shouts] Stop that! The way you say it, it makes you sound like a dirty old man!
- Shigure Sôma: I see Yuki is being cold as usual.
- Yuki Sôma: And, as usual, you're being an idiot.
- Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
- Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess.
- Saki Hanajima: [reading "Sigh of a Summer Affair", Volume 1, by Shigure Sôma] How sad... love, doomed from the start.
- Shigure Sohma: Oh, you're reading that? What do you think?
- Saki Hanajima: You don't want to know what I think...
- Shigure Sohma: [afraid] Oh... no?
- Saki Hanajima: ...but when is Volume 2 coming out?
- Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
- Kyo Sohma: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
- Shigure Sohma: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
- Kyo Sohma: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
- Yuki Sohma: It's called a calendar.
- Kyo Sohma: [while fighting Black Haru] I'm seriously going to murder you!
- Yuki Sohma: [to Tohru] He's not serious.
- Tohru Honda: [narrating] Hello, my name is Tohru Honda, I haven't always lived in a tent. Up until last May I lived with my mom, it was just the two of us. But then the accident... After I lost mom, I began secretly living here on my own. It's not exactly comfortable but it's alright. And it's what I have to do. It's like my motto says, never give up!
- Ayame: By the way, Yuki, I was talking to Hari and he gave me some wonderful advice and now I will impress you with my steadfast determination.
- Kyo Sôma: What determination?
- Ayame: Simple; my determination to forge a bond with my younger brother.
- [Points to Yuki]
- Ayame: Yuki, as your older brother, I order you to respect me!
- Momiji Sohma: Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.
- Hatori Sohma: Yes, well, I did that on purpose.
- Shigure Sohma: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?
- Hatori Sohma: It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.
- [first lines]
- Tohru Honda: Look at that beautiful sky! See you later mom, take care of the house while I'm gone okay? I'll be back.
- Shigure Sohma: I picked out the perfect outfit for Tohru to wear when she cleans the house. She's gone to long with out having a decent maid outfit.
- Hatsuharu Sohma: It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet.
- Hatsuharu Sohma: [to Yuki who's sitting at the window with his back facing Hatsuharu] I hate your guts! It's the rat's fault everyone laughs at the cow! They call the cow a fool and an idiot! IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU DIRTY MEAN STINKING RAT!
- [He pants]
- Young Yuki: [Talks quietly] Well, is it true? About you, I mean. Is that what you are? Are you a fool?
- Hatsuharu Sohma: No. No, I'm not. I'm... I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool...
- Young Yuki: Mhm
- [turns around with a gentle smile]
- Young Yuki: I didn't think so.
- Ritsu: I'm the most useless person I know.
- Kyo Sohma: [busting through the ceiling] Yo! Time to pay the piper rat-boy. I'm here to collect!
- Yuki Sohma: Funny, I would have thought he send someone bigger.
- Kyo Sohma: That's right you better get your tough talk out of the way because I'm about to wipe that stupid smirk right off your face!
- Tohru Honda: [after Ritsu transforms, Tohru is on the floor in a slight daze] Um... why did... why did she transform? I-I mean when she's a girl... um...
- [she groans as blood comes from her hand]
- Ritsu: [Gasps] Blood! Blood!
- [Faints]
- Yuki Sôma: Miss Honda!
- Tohru Honda: Um... what just happened...?
- Tohru Honda: [gasps as Kyo fell down] Kyo! Kyo, are you okay?
- Kyo Sôma: Dammit, I'm fine. I just stepped in a hole.
- [He looks down at it along with Tohru and Yuki]
- Tohru Honda: [stammering] T-That looks like a-a paw print! It's Jason!
- Kyo Sôma: Jason? Where?
- Tohru Honda: Jason!
- Yuki Sôma: [calmly] It's not Jason.