- Allan Quatermain: Now, would you like to learn to shoot?
- Tom Sawyer: I can already.
- Allan Quatermain: Oh, I saw. Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target.
- Mina Harker: [imitating Quatermain] This hunt is too dangerous for a woman, even one such as you. Leave it to me.
- Dorian Gray: Ah. The bedroom, Mina. Does it give you memories? Or ideas?
- Mina Harker: Ideas.
- [She stabs him in the groin]
- Dorian Gray: [gasping] If that had been permanent, I'd have been very upset!
- [Mina jumps and gasps like something just grabbed her behind]
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I've been waiting all week to do that.
- Allan Quatermain: Get a grip, man.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, I thought I just did.
- [Mina slaps him]
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oooh, Mina...
- Captain Nemo: Report.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.
- Marksman #1: Draw your pistol.
- Captain Nemo: I walk a different path.
- [Draws his sword and attacks, successfully]
- Allan Quatermain: Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles?
- Elderly Hunter: Dashed unsporting. Probably Belgian.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): So, how did M get you?
- Allan Quatermain: None of your business.
- Mina Harker: You're a little testy, Mr. Q.
- Allan Quatermain: Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do.
- Mina Harker: And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr. Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.
- Allan Quatermain: I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction.
- Mina Harker: Do I distract you?
- Allan Quatermain: My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): You can send 'em my way.
- Allan Quatermain: Skinner, shut up.
- M: They've discovered these attacks are all the work of one man who calls himself the Phantom
- Allan Quatermain: Very operatic. And what's in it for him?
- M: Profit.
- Allan Quartermain: Well, we were the faster, but now we're the tortoise to his hare.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: So, we're done?
- Tom Sawyer: No, we're alive. If M has any idea to the contrary, that gives us an edge.
- Captain Nemo: The sea is vast, he could be anywhere.
- Tom Sawyer: Yeah, well, I'm an optimist, now maybe that's a crime to you twisted so-and-so's but it keeps me from going crazy.
- Mina Harker: Your optimism's out of place.
- Tom Sawyer: You're wrong! Because we'll get out, man... at least, I will. That other agent I told you about... was my childhood friend. We were agents together until the Fantom shot him dead. Now you can be done, but I am not. I will avenge his death.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: It's not about any one of us, Tom, it's bigger than that.
- Tom Sawyer: Yes, it is, Jekyll! The fate for the world is in our hands... the world! So M tricked you, he brought you all together and you walked straight into his trap. But the way that I see it, that's the part he did wrong... He brought you together.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: He has a point.
- Allan Quartermain: And the boy becomes a man... perhaps a leader of men.
- Mina Harker: And Women.
- Allan Quartermain: Chilao!
- [a target is slung into the ocean. Sawyer hoists the elephant gun]
- Allan Quartermain: Aim.
- Tom Sawyer: That's easy.
- Allan Quartermain: Adjust for wind and target movement.
- Tom Sawyer: That's easy, too.
- Allan Quartermain: Here's the part that's not. You have to feel the shot. Take your time with it. You have all the time you need. All the time in the world.
- [Allan aims his elephant gun at a fleeing assassin]
- Sanderson Reed: But he's so far away.
- [Allan lowers the gun with a grunt of frustration]
- Sanderson Reed: Yes, I thought he was.
- [Allan puts on a pair of glasses]
- Allan Quartermain: God, I hate getting old.
- [He aims the rifle and fires. In the far distance, the assassin goes down. Reed gapes]
- [Chasing Moriarty, Tom Sawyer bumps into an invisible man]
- Tom Sawyer: Skinner?
- [to Quatermain]
- Tom Sawyer: It's okay! It's Skinner!
- [to the invisible man]
- Tom Sawyer: What the hell are you doing here?
- Sanderson Reed: What makes you think I'm Skinner, huh?
- M: You could stay, you know. Share my dream.
- Dorian Gray: I've lived long enough to see the future become history, Professor. Empires crumble. There are no exceptions.
- M: You think you're better than me. You forget: I've seen your painting.
- Dorian Gray: I'm an immortal, sir, not a gazelle. How can we outrun this?
- [Tom Sawyer brings out Nemo's car]
- Tom Sawyer: Care for a spin?
- [Clanging metal sounds from inside Nautilus]
- Tom Sawyer: What is it?
- Captain Nemo: The sound of treachery.
- Allan Quatermain: [being lead down a staircase that doesn't seem to end] Where are we going? Australia?
- Allan Quartermain: Jekyll, come on! We'll need Hyde!
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: No! Hyde will never use me again.
- Dorian Gray: Then what good are you?
- Dorian Gray: Mina. You're alive.
- Mina Harker: It's possible I can't die. Same could be said of you. Let's put it to the test.
- Sanderson Reed: Where is your sense of patriotism?
- Allan Quatermain: [stands up with a drink] God save the Queen.
- [the other patrons of the club mutter an apathetic return to the toast]
- Nigel: God save her.
- Allan Quatermain: [to Reed] That's about as patriotic as it gets around here.
- M: I hope I've got your fire when I'm your age.
- Allan Quatermain: You will not live beyond today. That I promise you.
- [Sawyer pushes Quatermain out of the way of a thrown knife]
- Tom Sawyer: Look out!
- [they both fall over]
- Tom Sawyer: [smiling] Eyes open, boy. I can't protect you all the time!
- Allan Quartermain: [after the exploration pod has been stolen] We can track it.
- Captain Nemo: Track it? I intend to catch it!
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And they'll provide an antidote... well, that's if I'm a good boy.
- Allan Quatermain: And are you a good boy?
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I guess you'll find out, won't you?
- Sanderson Reed: There is great unrest. Countries set at each other's throats, baying for blood. It's a powder-keg. The trouble of which I speak could set a match to the whole thing: War.
- Allan Quatermain: Wi-With whom, exactly?
- Sanderson Reed: Everyone. A world war.
- Allan Quatermain: That notion makes you sweat?
- Sanderson Reed: Heavens, man. Doesn't it you?
- Allan Quatermain: This is Africa, dear boy. Sweating is what we do.
- Allan Quartermain: The Phantom is M. And the hunt is still on.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: What are you talking about?
- Allan Quartermain: The Phantom is M. The same man who recruited us.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: [trying to examine Allan's wound] Let me see that.
- [he is shrugged off]
- Captain Nemo: But how?
- Allan Quartermain: We'll get our answers. Where are the others?
- Mina Harker: [entering] Dorian's missing in action. And Mr. Skinner must have fled when he realized we knew.
- Allan Quartermain: [concerned] Sawyer?
- Tom Sawyer: [entering with a bloody lip] He'll live to fight another day.
- Mina Harker: [advances towards Tom, he draws back] Don't worry, I've had my fill of throats for this evening.
- Allan Quatermain: I may have been overly rude earlier... when I called you a pirate.
- Captain Nemo: And I may have been overly charitable... when I said I wasn't. But I try to live in the now... where the ghosts of old wrongs do not abide.
- Allan Quatermain: Ah, you're missing a picture, Mr. Gray.
- Dorian Gray: And you don't miss a thing, do you, Mr. Quatermain?
- Allan Quatermain: Oh, sometimes.