- Joanie Fisher: And she's English?
- Colin Ware: Welsh. Well, half Welsh.
- Joanie Fisher: Half Welsh and half...
- Colin Ware: Monster.
- Vera Edwards: Can't you answer a simple question?
- Colin Ware: A simple one, I could. Just not that one.
- Colin Ware: You wouldn't happen to know what color underwear I have on today, would you? Just in case you needed to spread the word around.
- Mrs. Peterson: Word is, you don't wear no underwear.
- Joanie Fisher: When you make a guy promise never to get in touch, they can sometimes make the wild assumption that you don't want them ever to get in touch. Guys can be that dumb.
- Vera Edwards: Is this where you work?
- [reads the board]
- Vera Edwards: Whining Whores.
- Mandy: Shining Shores.
- Mandy: Two people with their clothes off aren't gonna have sex any more sex than two people with their cloths on would... not have sex.