Tangy Guacamole

I'm writing this NOT as someone who is biased and I'm NOT writing this because I worked on the picture,.. I'm writing this as a member of the viewing audience.

Tangy G is a good film for many different reasons. It's not Academy Award winning material by any stretch of the imagination,.. and it was never meant to be but, what it does have going for it is heart. Heart from the writing aspects, heart from the directing aspects and heart for hearts sake. It comes from a man (Deeney) who loves movies, a man with something a little bit more to say than,.. HEY! LOOK! I MADE A T & A PICTURE! Making a beach sexplotation movie would be too easy. Mr. Deeney had something different in mind, and for a first time filmmaker who took a risk by following his dream to make a movie, he gave it his all. I'm proud of his achievement and I'm proud to call him a friend. I hope he makes more movies because they will only improve. That and the guy who played Casey Sweaten RAWKS! So,.. little miss Cindy who hated the film,.. what did you expect,.. The Godfather? Please.

This is, by far, the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life!! I actually bought this garbage (silly me). After I started to watch it I kept giving this movie the benefit of the doubt, hoping it would pick up a little, to become even average. But no, it didn't get any better. It sucked when it started and sucked all the way to the end of this nightmare. I can't say anything about this clunker that has not already been said, other than someone (one of the "actors") posted that a group of college kids at MSU were talking about a good spring break movie and come to find out they were talking about this stinker? So, I gave this movie to my son who is in college and asked him to watch it and let his friends watch it to see how they liked it. Verdict......he brought it back and said that without a doubt, 100% of the ones that watched it said it was pure garbage!!! Not a single person liked it, not one and most of them wouldn't watch the entire thing it was so stupid. I read here that there may possibly be a sequel?? God I hope it's better than this stinker, but it couldn't get any worse.

7th. art is what they call movies. But then anybody can make them. Directors don't need a license, and when they do bad movies that license is not suspended nor revoked. Movie making should be taken seriously as the rest of the Fine Arts, right? OK. Let's say that the director loves movies and that's way ended up making one, but I think that before venturing into this difficult art, he should have done at least some shorts, get experience, and then plunge himself making the movie of his life (the only in this case, so far).

If making movies is not that easy, don't make them, please leave that for someone who knows!

Being a college girl myself who has gone on many a wild spring break vacation, I though that I would really be able to relate to this movie, but it really didn't make a whole lotta sense. All of the scenes are just kinda thrown together in random order as if the director thought nobody would notice (or maybe they knew nobody would ever watch it, so they didn't care, but then why bother making a movie if you're not gonna try?). This movie doesn't really have any plot to speak of and is very, very, very boring. Not to mention that every person that appears in this piece of junk couldn't act their way out of a paper bag if their life depended on it. And the dialogue is just hilarious, who actually talks like that? The writer needs to spend a while in real life to learn how to make it sound like people are actually having a conversation and not just reading off of a script and sounding all fake.

So there I was watching what I can only describe as garbage on-screen. Perphaps one of, if not the most ridiculous things my friends and I have ever laid our eyes on. We thought that having Mr.Belding in the picture would redeem the movie a bit...hmmmm you can only wish for so much, and who invited the Real World guy to act? Did someone just randomly drop this on a shelf in Hollywood video? I would rather watch a pile of money burn, then give it to these guys so they can waste it on absolute filth, waste of film and waste of time. Congratulations "Tangy Guacamole" you have surpassed "Freddy got Fingered" as the most horrid movie of all time. That is, if you want to call this a movie.