- Doofer: [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?
- Adam: [sighs] What tape?
- Doofer: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.
- [Adam looks up in surprise]
- Dave: [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?
- Doofer: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over
- [trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]
- Doofer: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked
- [Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]
- Doofer: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything
- [Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]
- Doofer: . You could see the safe right next to his bed!
- Adam: [enraged] You were watching my tape?
- Doofer: [under his breath] ... Noooooooo
- [cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]
- [Jimmy trying to leave]
- Adam: Hey, hey. Hey, who's your true bro? Huh? Who told you about skanks? It was me, right?
- Doofer: After we get that mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. and then... we can do your knuckles. And your back, Your legs... your ass.