- Jesse Ventura: [after Ted Dibiase has pinned Muraco] One more match and Dibiase is the champion of the world.
- Gorilla Monsoon: [Junkyard Dog had eliminated The King from the Battle Royal] The King is out of there.
- Bob Uecker: Wow, you talk about a crown for a king. What a blast he took.
- Jesse Ventura: [to Monsoon as Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth come down for the final match for the vacated WWF belt] Try to concentrate on wrestling. I know its hard for you.
- Howard 'The Fink' Finkel, Ring Announcer: [Randy Savage has won the tournament and the WWF belt] The winner of the tournament and Undisputed World Wrestling Federation heavyweight champion Randy Macho Man Savage.
- Gene Okerlund: It's been hard for me not to say this without using World Wrestling Federation champion Hulk Hogan.
- Bob Uecker: All right Wrestlemania 4. This is the first time I got my contract renewed. Second year for me Gorilla.
- Jimmy Hart: [after Brutus The Barber Beefcake cut Hart's hair] Look! I look like Little LuLu! Look at the back of my hair!
- The Honky Tonk Man: Don't worry, Jimmy, cover it up, you don't let them see it! Just cover your head up! Don't you ever let them see that, Jimmy Hart!
- Jesse Ventura: If DiBiase wins here and If Andre defeats Hogan, does that mean DiBiase and Andre will face each other right?
- Gorilla Monsoon: No that's Not Right, If DiBiase wins, He meets the winner of the Muraco VS. Bravo Match.
- Jesse Ventura: Oh That's Right, But let's say if DiBiase wins Twice, It will end up Andre and DiBiase, What would happen?
- Gorilla Monsoon: Money would talk.
- Randy Savage: Hulk Hogan is a cheated man, Not a defeated man, Hogan has never been defeated, Not by me, not by you, Not by Andre The Giant, Not By Ted DiBiase.
- Heenan, Bobby 'The Brain': [to Bob Uecker] You received 7,000 votes to get into the Hall Of Fame. You'd have gotten a lot more, but you ran out of stamps.
- Jesse Ventura: [to Monsoon after Steamboat fails to pin Valentine] Don't you be cheering for no-one. You're supposed to be unbiased. I get enough of that from McMahon.
- Ted DiBiase: [after Greg De George couldn't believe that DiBiase had a 1st class dressing room] You won't find the Million Dollar Man in some stinky, dingy locker room with a couple of buffoons!
- Jesse Ventura: [to Bob Uecker] With your lifetime batting average of .200, that means with every swing, you could only hit one bat out of five.
- Gorilla Monsoon: The Ravishing One took a lot out of the Macho Man.
- Jesse Ventura: Who? You mean The Natural Butch Reed.
- Gorilla Monsoon: Oh That's right, What did I say?
- Jesse Ventura: You said The Ravishing one.
- Jesse Ventura: [after Ted DiBiase defeats Hacksaw Jim Duggan] Too Little Too Late for Hacksaw Jim Duggan, He's History.