La casa dei 1000 corpi

I love that line! I remember hearing that line in a cool trailer I saw while watching "Urban Legend 2". Obviously, this was a way better movie!!! Besides "Scream," and "Funny Games," this is the best horror film in the past 15 years!!! We wanted blood, and we got it!!! Whoa, that would have been another great line in this "uber celebration of depravity" as those lame Universal execs so succinctly called it. This flick was definitely worth the wait!!!

First off, the directing: Rob Zombie gave this film a unique visual style I had never seen in a film before. It was well made and very well edited. I loved the split-screens, filters, stock footage, use of color, and that infamous slow motion shot (I loved that scene!). Although he borrowed a little from "Natural Born Killers," "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," and "Last House on the Left," what great horror film doesn't nowadays? Seriously!! So Mr. Zombie brought something new to the table, and will hopefully make a great contribution to horror (he has already in my opinion).

Secondly, the acting: Sid Haig and Bill Moseley totally stole the show!! They made horrifying, creepy, and relentless screen sickos, and gave me hope for the screen villain again (as opposed to lame efforts by thugs in cheap masks). Mrs. Zombie, or Sheri Moon, was totally insane as well as hot! Also, genre veterans Karen Black, Micheal J. Pollard, and Irwin Keyes brought creepiness to their insane roles! Tom Towles was also good in a good guy role! The late Dennis Fimple was hilarious as Grandpa Hugo! Newcomers Matthew McGrory and Robert Mukes were disturbing in their roles as Tiny and Rufus. As for the "victims," Chris Hardwick's Jerry was the only one I reasonably liked. The other three made lame efforts at acting, and need lessons from Marilyn Burns, and the cast of "The Hills Have Eyes"!! So it was hard to root for them, which was another twisted feat that Zombie accomplished. I actually rooted for the villains!!!!

Thirdly, the music: I loved the music!! It fit well with the atmosphere of the film! I own the soundtrack, and I loved it! My favorite song was the title theme, of course! I was expecting songs from Black Sabbath, The Stooges, Sex Pistols, Alice Cooper, Deep Purple, King Crimson, Blue Oyster Cult, and other "creepy" bands, but oh well. I was satisfied. I also loved the film's score.

Lastly, the atmosphere at the theater I was at: It was totally insane!!! People were screaming, jumping, laughing, walking out, and commenting loudly on how awesome it was!!! I was surprised there was such a packed audience, and it was barnone the best theater-going experience I had ever had!!!

Overall, this film is a creepy, intense, amazing, disturbing, and darkly funny attack on the senses!!! I definitely can't wait to see it again in the theater and to buy the DVD! Finally, a real horror movie with balls the size of Canada has hit the masses!!! This gives me great hope for the new wave of horror: the 70's throwback horror film!! There's plenty this year with "Irreversible," "Cabin Fever," "Wrong Turn," "Jeepers Creepers 2," "Highwayman," and the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake!!! Out of Five Stars: FIVE STARS!!!!! See this movie!! All Rob Zombie fans, metal music fans, horror fans, or people who want to see a hardcore horror film should go out and see this movie!! If you like it, you're awesome!! If you don't, I guess you're not ready for hardcore horror.

Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig) is a foul-mouthed clown owner of the "Museum of Monsters and Madmen" and "Fried Chicken and Gasoline". On October 30, 1977, Spaulding shoots a bunch of holdup guys. Jerry Goldsmith (Chris Hardwick), Bill Hudley (Rainn Wilson), Mary Knowles (Jennifer Jostyn), and Denise Willis (Erin Daniels) are traveling the country investigating weirdness. Spaulding shows the group his roadside show and tells them about Dr. Satan. They go in search of the hanging tree where they hanged Dr. Satan. They pick up hitchhiker Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie). Their tires get popped and they end up with Baby's family.

I like directer Rob Zombie's weird outsider style. It's over-stylized Grindhouse. I just think that writer Rob Zombie needs help pulling all the craziness together into a coherent compelling plot. He needs to figure out rooting interest, and how to create tension. This is a bit of a mess but it's a fascinating mess.

This movie is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. If you've seen that, you've seen this. I don't need to explain the plot; that's all you need to know. It's TTCM with bizarre attempts at stylization. The victims are characterless twats, except for Rainn Wilson, who plays a lovable nerd. Other than him, the real stars are the family and Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding, but the two psycho women are both horribly annoying. It does break away from the basic formula for the third act of the movie, but I can't say it was for the movies benefit.

The stylization is the worst part of it; randomly cutting to 16mm film clips, random colored lighting that change in between shots, and a bunch of flashing quick cuts. If your over the age of 16, and/or are a seasoned horror fan, this movie is much more likely to give you a headache rather than scare you.

Pros- Sid Haig, nostalgic premise, and some decent gore

Cons- awful attempts at stylization, annoying characters, a twist that makes the movie worse.

If you're gonna watch it; you're gonna watch it. But don't expect anything too much.

This is the first movie rob zombie ever made. While he would go on to make better movies, This was a great horror movie. Captain Spaulding is easily the most terrifying part of this movie. I kind of wished they had focused on him, and his museum of monsters and mad men more than on the fireflies.

Set one day before Halloween in 1977, four friends Bill (Rainn Wilson), Mary (Jennifer Jostyn), Denise (Erin Daniels), and Jerry (Chris Hardwick) stop at a roadside attraction run by the eccentric Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig) whose rest stop doubles as a museum of macabre oddities. The group goes through the attractions "Murder Tour" featuring attractions based on the likes of Ed Gein, Albert Fish, Lizzie Borden, and mad doctor known as "Dr. Satan" who was supposedly hanged not too far from the attraction and his body never found. At the suggestion of Jerry, the group heads off to find the tree from which Dr. Satan was hanged and along the way pick up a hitchhiker (Sheri Moon Zombie). When their car gets a flat tire, the group head to the Hitchhiker's home, but soon find themselves in a Hellish nightmare as they find themselves the unwilling guests of the deranged Firefly family.

During the 1990s, musician Rob Zombie rose in popularity and his albums and music videos such as Hellbilly Deluxe and Living Dead Girl and Superbeast were greatly influenced by classic horror fans of which Zombie was a fan. With Zombie contributing to films such as the animated hallucination sequence in Beavis & Butt-Head Do America as well as contributing to the soundtrack of The Crow: City of Angels, Zombie sought to move into feature directing with his initial planned film, a third Crow movie titled The Crow: 2037, unfortunately falling apart before being greenlit. During Zombie's designing of a maze attraction for Universal Studios that was instrumental in reviving the Halloween Horror Nights, the pitch for House of 1,000 Corpses came to Zombie who presented the pitch to executives who responded positively to the idea and allowed production in May of 2000. After the film was completed, Universal got cold feet and feared the film would receive an NC-17 rating which wound up shelving the film for several months. Zombie later bought the distribution rights from Universal and attempted to find distribution elsewhere with little success including MGM who initially agreed to release it for an October 2002 release but bailed following a dispute with Zombie. Zombie even toyed with the idea of releasing the film himself independently, but this was made moot as Lions Gate Films agreed to distribute the film in 2003 as they were looking for more potential appealing genre titles to allow their company to go more ambitious. The film did well enough with Lions Gate that the studio made back their investment and even approached Zombie about the possibility of a sequel. Critical reception upon release was mostly negative, but the film has found reappraisal in subsequent years. For me however there's parts I admire about the film, but it never quite comes together as a whole.

When watching House of 1,000 Corpses from the first frame you think only one thing: "Halloween". From Captain Spaulding's macabre roadside attraction to the Firefly homestead and the freaks with which it's infested, House of 1,000 Corpses feels like "Halloween" in that it's like an elaborate haunted house attraction. While the marketing at the time amped up the intensity and gore present in the film, that stuff is in the movie but this really isn't a "scary" horror film and it's more in line with something like Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 or Motel Hell where it's more a black comedy about killer hillbillies than it is a horror film about them. The main group of kids we follow are unfortunately pretty bland (Zombie even admitted as much by saying "nobody cares about the kids") and most of the personality comes from the Firefly family with Karen Black quite enjoyable as Mother Firefly, Sheri Moon Zombie energetically over the top as Baby, or Texas Chainsaw 2 alum Bill Moseley playing Otis who proudly recycles his mannerisms as Chop Top.

While the movie knows what it is and wears it with pride, the style the movie presents itself with is equal parts its biggest asset and its biggest weakness. At first when the movie began I was digging the style on display with Zombie's creation of a pseudo 1970s grindhouse film with his eye he used for his horror themed music videos, but while the style is initially welcome, it is the sort of thing that works better with a music video than a movie because after a while the style is so in your face that it ceases being novel and becomes more distracting. The movie also puts more focus on the aesthetics than anything else in the movie so the characters who aren't Captain Spaulding or the Firefly clan don't get to do all that much to make an impact so there's not much investment in these characters in whether they live or die. Even in something comedic like this you need to make your audience care about the characters which is the reason why films like Texas Chainsaw 2 or Motel Hell were able to work where this film really doesn't.

House of 1,000 Corpses clearly lives and breathes Halloween from its backwoods premise to its grindhouse aesthetics evocative of many a drive-in 70s splatterfest, but the movie isn't funny enough, smart enough, or even scary enough for me to recommend it. If I ever want to watch a movie like this I'll probably be more likely to pop in Motel Hell or Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 because those films just did more to make me care than House of 1,000 Corpses did. Stylistically there's a lot to admire here and horror fans might find it worth a one time watch just for the sake of indulging all the references and easter eggs, but for me it's a miss but not an egregious miss.