- Cranky Kong (Text Narration): [after Donkey and Diddy defeat King K. Rool] Well done, Donkey, my boy! Who would've thought a young whippersnapper like you could've beaten that bunch of no-good Kremlings? You've made an old man proud! Go and look in your hoard; I think you'll be in for a surprise! If I had been playing, I'd have found everything! I'm sure there must be some bonus rooms you haven't found!
- Cranky Kong (Text Narration): What a player you are, Donkey, my lad! You've beaten the Kremlings and found absolutely everything! You're nearly as good as I used to be!
- Cranky Kong (Text Narration): We never had any of this fancy 3D stuff! Oh, no, we had to survive on what we had! And what little we did have, we were happy with! Well, I've never seen anything like it!
- Cranky Kong (Text Narration): [before the credits start rolling] I did this using one life - and I took less than an hour!