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Prurient teen rubbish at its absolute worst. Abysmal acting, script, plot......just about everything was dire.

So why did they make it and what sort of cretin would like this? Search me. I've seen risqué, blue and filthy comedy done well.....sometimes i seek them out as it CAN be funny. This wasn't funny for a moment.

Then there's the Brummie accents. Sweet Jesus. Absolutely awful, barring one lad who i think IS a native of that city.

Don't bother with this tripe. I did (for an hour so far) and it's an hour i've wasted.

Oh, and i expected more of Morwenna Banks who is better than this piffle.

This film came about after the rush of gross out teen comedy's that have been coming around. The film itself is ok, set in Birmingham (mmmm). It follows the son of a rock star, who must not break key conditions set down by his father in order to inherit his millions. Of course he does and must put things right before his 18th birthday. There are some funny moments in here, if u look hard enough. There are also some fine looking ladies and the Birmingham accents are fun to listen too. And copy to impress your mates. This film is best saved for a drunken Saturday night when you want to waste some time with you friends, and look at the 'talent' on display. Not the acting kind. Or, go out with you friends and have a good time. 3/10

Rob

Think "Dude, Mary ate my Pie" as directed by Tom Green - only without the good taste (and with bad teeth all round). And yet - the humor harks back more to Basil Fawlty than to Jack Tripper, the amazonian babes would do Benny Hill proud, and the dog leaves "There's something about Mary"'s pooch wallowing in the dust. As late-night video rental/cable fare - 8 out of 10.

Oh dear. An hour into this film I walked out (something I have never done before while at the cinema) because I couldn't have cared less about it. The performances were stale, the premise done before and the jokes were unoriginal. I don't think I smiled once let alone laugh. This film is an absolute waste of time. Avoid.

There are no large laughs at all in this one, nor are there any minor ones even. A frantic comedy which goes for all the cheap gags, none of which work. Approximately the "Great Race" and "American Virgin" school of comedy, except that this isn't so much a school as a kindergarten for the mentally-challenged. Only the manic speed and fast editing prevent this from being unwatchable - and some pretty girls. A slightly annoying thing about this movie is that we have scenes like a dog licking a girl's vagina or another girl giving a guy a hand-job - and yet no breasts!! So it's okay to have bestiality and masturbation, but when faced with having one of those girls show some skin they suddenly got very British about it, it would seem. There is no nudity at all, but in my opinion a movie as tasteless as this (not necessarily a criticism) should at least go all the way. An amazing thing about this movie is that it is based on a book - or vice versa (irrelevant); how can this nonsense exist in written form? Must be voodoo