Raging Hormones

This was one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen. Comedy? Adult Drama? Nope, pure crap. I can not believe that someone actually wrote this, and then someone actually thought about turning it into a movie. The 'humor' far below even sub par. I can not believe I even have wasted the time to watch the full movie. I guess I kept hoping it might get better, but no dice. From beginning to end, this movie will make you wish for a quick death. Oh, and I was reading the sound track was good. Um, no. It sucked too.

Having come across this film on PIV as a suggestion whilst looking for American Pie, I was expecting something of a similar vein. Disappointed doesn't even come close to adequately describing my feelings. This movie was so appallingly bad that I logged onto IMDb to make sure I wasn't having a particularly vivid acid flashback.

But no, apparently this is a real movie and it's an Everest-sized pile of crap. Let's be very, very clear about how bad this movie is, because I'm not just criticising it for one or two failings; the following facets of this movie are all of the lowest possible standard: directing, acting, casting, writing, editing, sound, lighting, locations, wardrobe, pacing... Part of me is hoping that the catering was as bad as every other department just so that there's a vague possibility that everybody involved in making this garbage suffered anywhere near as badly as I did whilst watching it.

This film is an affront to the art of filmmaking. It makes Plan 9 look like Schindler's List. I've never, ever been so appalled by a movie; I've seen amateur porn movies that were better than this. I sincerely hope that nobody involved in this movie - with a generous pass given to Tony Hale, who only appears for less than ten seconds - ever works again. And not just in movies. McDonald's is too good a place of employment for these clowns.

This movie did have one redeeming feature, which is why it gets that single star: It ended. Mercifully.

I gave this 2 stars instead of 1 ONLY because of Darlene Demko's hotness. That may come off as sexist, but isn't that the point of this piece of pathetic film making? Not a single person in this pitifully un-funny flick can act, even the aforementioned Ms. Demko. I love stupid, silly comedy and low-budget indies in general, but WOW. Lousy acting, poor script, amateur direction, etc. I don't think I could even be stoned enough to laugh at any of the attempts at humor. I wanted to give it a chance, but from the very first scene, I knew I was doomed to waste 1hr 33m of my time. I don't know how they spent $600k to make this (they certainly didn't spend it on the boom operator since the mike had more cameos than a Hitchcock film festival). On the bright side, and the ONLY bright side, if you like eye candy, fast forward to the scenes with Darlene Demko but be sure to turn down the sound so you don't have to subject yourself to the terrible line delivery. In fact, just get blitzed and mute the entire movie and you just might make it all the way through (unless you feel the need to punish yourself). But hey, at least they tried I guess. LOL

The IMBb site mentioned that the film has won many independent film awards. I decided to order the film and was unbelievably surprised on how good it was. I couldn't stop laughing. I had to show all my friends. It was a film in the genre of John Waters (when he used to be outrageous). This is a must see sex comedy that you probably won't find in your local Blockbuster. It also had a great soundtrack.

Summarizing, the film follows Bev Bradhurst, the queen of the local supermarket, who is determined to see her son, Peter, escape his trailer-park roots and attend college. These dreams are shattered when Sally Johnson, the super-sexy ex-prom queen, turns Peter into a personal sex toy for herself and her kinky girlfriend, Randy. Peter's brain gives way to his raging hormones. He knows he has lucked into the greatest fantasy any 18 year-old boy could ever dream of, and he quickly forgets all thoughts of higher education. This change in plans enrages his mother. And when she steps in, all hell breaks loose!

I am so shocked when I saw this movie. Never have seen a bigger crap movie in my life then this kind of crap. Bad acting, stupid humor (if you can call that humor) and no story line at all. Absolute the biggest crap movie ever seen in my life!!!

Think actors in a porn movie acting even better then any of these stupid actors. It sounded like they were reading the lines from a piece of paper. Only the nice butt of the blond girl kept me watching, she is really hot!

Surprised that this movie even has won awards. Yeh maybe one award, an Oscar for the biggest crap movie ever made!!!